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Old 12-23-2015, 08:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 12-23-2015, 09:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I do even give a **** about drinking beer from two hours ago.
But then again I'm generally a big bundle of OCD when it comes to food and drinks.
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...don't they call that rotgut?
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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I do even give a **** about drinking beer from two hours ago.
But then again I'm generally a big bundle of OCD when it comes to food and drinks.
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...don't they call that rotgut?
Isn't that what they call your mother?
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rotgut: poor-quality and potentially toxic alcoholic liquor i.e. Stale Beer from Two Days Ago.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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rotgut: poor-quality and potentially toxic alcoholic liquor i.e. Stale Beer from Two Days Ago.
Two pussies then.
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Says the guy who can't even keep down some hard liquor.
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That's a muscle spasm issue. As far as actually being able to hold one's drink down I'm well on my way to true alcoholism.
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Some kind of vaginal cramp?
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That's a muscle spasm issue. As far as actually being able to hold one's drink down I'm well on my way to true alcoholism.
Muscle spasm, muscle shmasm. Who cares if you throw your guts up, tell them you're making room for more alcohol.
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“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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