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Old 02-02-2016, 09:40 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Yes, i give a ****

A warm 2 days old stale beer would make me gag, sh*t is nasty.
Well you drink Puerto Rican beer, which is probably just fermented donkey crap, so of course it's undrinkable when stale.
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Old 02-02-2016, 09:57 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Well you drink Puerto Rican beer, which is probably just fermented donkey crap, so of course it's undrinkable when stale.
Actually our beer is pretty good.



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Its far more pretentious to say you enjoy crappy beer. I find all douchebags that champion PBR and the like to be far more hipsterish and lame, so congrats you played yourself. Enjoy your ****ty stale beer, heres hoping you choke on it.
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Old 02-02-2016, 11:06 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Its far more pretentious to say you enjoy crappy beer. I find all douchebags that champion PBR and the like to be far more hipsterish and lame, so congrats you played yourself. Enjoy your ****ty stale beer, heres hoping you choke on it.

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Old 02-02-2016, 11:15 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Its far more pretentious to say you enjoy crappy beer. I find all douchebags that champion PBR and the like to be far more hipsterish and lame, so congrats you played yourself. Enjoy your ****ty stale beer, heres hoping you choke on it.
So I'm just going to assume that you're a wannabe wine snob who can only afford craft beers?
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Old 02-02-2016, 11:17 AM   #76 (permalink)
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I prefer wine and spirits and won't even consider beer unless it's ice cold and fresh. Even then I don't always fancy it.
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Old 02-02-2016, 11:24 AM   #77 (permalink)
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So I'm just going to assume that you're a wannabe wine snob who can only afford craft beers?
I can't drink wine or champagne, gives me migraine headaches. I'm a vodka and craft beer snob. I twist my moustache and wear several different monocles with added flair when necessary.
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Spirits make me cringe. I've never had top notch stuff though so maybe that's why.

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lol at Batlard wanting us all to know how manly he can be. You're well on your way to alcoholism, so keep up the good work.
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