John Wilkes Booth

he started it with me... so you should tase him instead of me

also he has coolio braids so it will just seem more natural for you to tase him

Lucem Ferre

You wouldn't beat a Haiti child, you'd obviously try to **** it in the ass. You were just begging me to let you do it a second ago.

I wasn't just the first one to say it, I actually added **** to it. You think it sucked, Ki, you're owner, thought it worthy of a quote.

You talked ****, then refused to actually roast him under the bull**** excuse of you'd piss him off too fast. You're a bitch and I roasted you for attempting this "I'm too cool for you people" facade you tried to put on. Gave me a reason to roast you in a roast thread. Come here talking that ****, but won't do a damn thing to prove it. I at least attempted and I feel I succeeded. You really think you have the ability to do a good roast show us or move the **** on. Stop your hipster ass bull**** and join in. Also, I have to give it up on the taser comment that made me laugh.

John Wilkes Booth

you feel you succeeded cause at whatever special-ed school you went to they told you that just trying your best was enough

problem is they lied. they just figured nobody would have the heart to call you out on it

thing is... outside the bubble you grew up in... having coolio braids as a white man while posting on an online forum in a confident tone is basically the same as submitting a formal request to be insulted

if you haven't already noticed, i am joining in. i'm just attacking you instead of ki cause you seem dedicated to giving me the motivation to do so.

olive branch noted and duly rejected

Lucem Ferre

I mean I did get quoted for one of my jokes, success there.

Well, I don't actually have coolio braids, I was only laying down in that picture. Even then, I typically get more compliments on my hair than insults, and I also don't give a ****, so there is that. The only insults are coming from you. Sad ones, I'd have to say. It's basically you just repeating it over and over again. Like "hey, everybody look, that WHITE guy has COOLIO looking BRAIDS". Repeating over and over again in the most obnoxious way that you can as if you really believe it's going to hit this time if you say it once more. You ever actually seen a special Ed student? They tend to steal jokes and repeat them. Just like you. Don't forget your sad and pathetic middle school bit on homosexuality. The blatant stupidity of it makes Adam Sandler look like Bill Maher. Please, don't call other people retards until you can make a joke that doesn't contradict it's self.

You're joining in with pathetic jabs at me because you are too afraid that your owner, Ki would whoop your ass.

John Wilkes Booth

i repeat it cause it has endless comedic poential. i know the diseased hoodrat that braided your hair didn't tell you this... but chances are once you left she was laughing about it as well.

yea pretty sure you posted your picture

ooo... a pop culture reference that demonstrates exactly how **** your tastes actually are.

the apostrophe in 'it's' is unnecessary... ****ing retard

i'm making fun of you because you are expressing a desperate desire to be made fun of.

Key

Lucem Ferre

So basically what you are saying is that your dumb and uncultured ass doesn't actually have anything to be said other than 'oooh, look at his hair' and "I'm going to rape that ***got in the ass".

The grammar nazi routine is brought back up again as if it validates anything.

You know, I'm cool with you attacking me. Like I've said, I've heard much worse. I at least got what I wanted.