The Roast of MusicBanter Members

Oriphiel · 09-22-2015, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I can't tell the difference between Frownland and Batlord.

One is a douche, and the other is a didgeridouche.

Plankton · 09-22-2015, 02:01 PM

I'm totally serious.

Lucem Ferre · 09-22-2015, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

One is a douche, and the other is a didgeridouche.

I think I've seen that guy before! He parks outside of the elementary school offering kids candy from inside his big black van that says 'avant-garde daycare' on the side!

It's not pedophilia, it's art. You just don't get it.

DeadChannel · 09-22-2015, 02:20 PM

I'd be cool with being roasted sometime.

Anyway, I'll be back frownland, when I think of something. ****ing ****.

Aux-In · 09-22-2015, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

One is a douche, and the other is a didgeridouche.

Really doubt that's fountain water. Probably just water from his toilet.

Lucem Ferre · 09-22-2015, 02:37 PM

It's avant-garde water he gets from the fountain at the mall when he steals quarters to pay his rent.

He also likes to pretend he can play instruments.

The only time he ever really plays is to seduce his hand. He sucks though, so it usually fails miserably. Just like his mom and his girlfriend, his hand typically ends up pleasuring some random guy in the living room just to spite him.

Did you know he collects the hairs of women that reject him? He's going to use them to build himself an avant-garde noose. It will be used for autoerotic asphyxiation before suicide.

Lucem Ferre · 09-22-2015, 02:40 PM

The only difference between Batlord and Frownland is that Batlord has a job. Frownland plays white noise on the corner for money.

Lucem Ferre · 09-22-2015, 02:45 PM

The only thing deep and brooding about Frownland is his anus when he lets the homeless shelter run a train on that putrid and hopeless abyss.

DeadChannel · 09-22-2015, 02:45 PM

**** you you ****ing ****ety ****. You should ****ing be ****ing ashamed. You suck Merzbow's ****.

I am doing this right?

The Batlord · 09-22-2015, 03:10 PM

You know, if there's something that makes something music, perhaps it's intent. And since Frownland's intention is to show off just how self-consciously arty he is, then at best it's self-indulgent nonsense like Yngwie Malmsteen.

But really it's just not music. It's unintentional performance art.

09-22-2015, 02:01 PM	#72 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I'm totally serious. __________________ See location...

09-22-2015, 02:20 PM	#74 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	I'd be cool with being roasted sometime. Anyway, I'll be back frownland, when I think of something. **ing **.

09-22-2015, 02:37 PM	#76 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre Cuter Than Post Malone. Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 4,978	It's avant-garde water he gets from the fountain at the mall when he steals quarters to pay his rent. He also likes to pretend he can play instruments. The only time he ever really plays is to seduce his hand. He sucks though, so it usually fails miserably. Just like his mom and his girlfriend, his hand typically ends up pleasuring some random guy in the living room just to spite him. Did you know he collects the hairs of women that reject him? He's going to use them to build himself an avant-garde noose. It will be used for autoerotic asphyxiation before suicide.

09-22-2015, 02:40 PM	#77 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre Cuter Than Post Malone. Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 4,978	The only difference between Batlord and Frownland is that Batlord has a job. Frownland plays white noise on the corner for money.

09-22-2015, 02:45 PM	#78 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre Cuter Than Post Malone. Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 4,978	The only thing deep and brooding about Frownland is his anus when he lets the homeless shelter run a train on that putrid and hopeless abyss.

09-22-2015, 02:45 PM	#79 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	** you you ing ety . You should ing be ing ashamed. You suck Merzbow's **. I am doing this right?