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Old 06-24-2018, 08:30 PM   #711 (permalink)
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OH's mom just looks like Robin Williams today.
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Old 06-24-2018, 09:17 PM   #712 (permalink)
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OH's mom just looks like Robin Williams today.
I just made that joke.

Even though Batlord loves heavy metal he’s actually afraid of the devil because he’s too fat to be exorcised.
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Old 06-24-2018, 10:56 PM   #713 (permalink)
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If you look up the word retarded in the dictionary you will have opened more books than neap.
Sorry that is not a roast. I am too busy listening to music to open a book.

Even though The Batlord is way into Heavy Metal, he eats chocolate pudding with his fingers cause he can't be bothered with spoon made from heavy metal.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 06-24-2018, 11:31 PM   #714 (permalink)
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Nea's gene pool needs a life guard.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 06-24-2018, 11:54 PM   #715 (permalink)
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Oh god why is this thread back
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Old 06-25-2018, 12:01 AM   #716 (permalink)
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Nea's gene pool needs a life guard.
Wow man, like the lifeguard's name is Gene! What a coincidence, both the pool and the lifegaurd have the same name. How does that happen?

Lucem Ferre needs a "Life" guard at the breakfast table ... to keep him from eating up all the Life cereal.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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Old 06-25-2018, 12:09 AM   #717 (permalink)
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Oh god why is this thread back
Maybe because people are posting in it?
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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Old 06-25-2018, 12:12 AM   #718 (permalink)
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Maybe because people are posting in it?
Ha....ha......ha.
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Old 06-25-2018, 04:59 AM   #719 (permalink)
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Kiiii makes the little asian kids locked in his closet sew costumes for his toes and then performs broadway musicals for his cat and Fluff.
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Old 06-25-2018, 06:41 AM   #720 (permalink)
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Kiiii makes the little asian kids locked in his closet sew costumes for his toes and then performs broadway musicals for his cat and Fluff.
Kiiii often confuses his guests by referring to the coat closet as the "China closet."
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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