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Old 04-21-2017, 05:48 PM   #701 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2017, 12:00 AM   #702 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2017, 01:26 AM   #703 (permalink)
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Bread goes in, toast comes out.

Still trying to come to grips.
Yeah, those newfangled "toaster" things must be hard for you to handle. Back in your day, you had to stick that shit in a giant old timey oven and pray to Frejya that it didn't get too burned.
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Old 04-23-2017, 08:52 PM   #704 (permalink)
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Yeah, those newfangled "toaster" things must be hard for you to handle. Back in your day, you had to stick that shit in a giant old timey oven and pray to Frejya that it didn't get too burned.

It's like having sex with women from NJ.. amirite?
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Old 06-24-2018, 07:41 PM   #705 (permalink)
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DWV is knows a lot about biology:

he majored in forestry and he also did a minor in the alley
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Old 06-24-2018, 07:48 PM   #706 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:00 PM   #707 (permalink)
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DwnWthVwls is majoring in Environmental Science.

Whenever he gets into a fight with his girlfriend, she storms off.
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:09 PM   #709 (permalink)
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OH is the kinda teacher who'd never show favoritism to any student for any reason, but if a black kid flunks his class he writes on the report card, "F = **** OFF AND DIE, NIGGER!!!"
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Batlord’s mom used to write him notes to get out of gym class. Now he looks like Mrs. Doubtfire if Robin Williams played him today.
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