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04-21-2017, 05:48 PM | #701 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
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04-22-2017, 12:00 AM | #702 (permalink) |
Toasted Poster
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Bread goes in, toast comes out.
Still trying to come to grips.
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04-22-2017, 01:26 AM | #703 (permalink) |
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Yeah, those newfangled "toaster" things must be hard for you to handle. Back in your day, you had to stick that shit in a giant old timey oven and pray to Frejya that it didn't get too burned.
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04-23-2017, 08:52 PM | #704 (permalink) | |
Fck Ths Thngs
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It's like having sex with women from NJ.. amirite? |
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06-24-2018, 07:41 PM | #705 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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DWV is knows a lot about biology:
he majored in forestry and he also did a minor in the alley
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06-24-2018, 08:00 PM | #707 (permalink) | |
carpe musicam
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DwnWthVwls is majoring in Environmental Science.
Whenever he gets into a fight with his girlfriend, she storms off.
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06-24-2018, 08:07 PM | #708 (permalink) |
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If you look up the word retarded in the dictionary you will have opened more books than neap.
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06-24-2018, 08:09 PM | #709 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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OH is the kinda teacher who'd never show favoritism to any student for any reason, but if a black kid flunks his class he writes on the report card, "F = **** OFF AND DIE, NIGGER!!!"
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06-24-2018, 08:27 PM | #710 (permalink) |
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Batlord’s mom used to write him notes to get out of gym class. Now he looks like Mrs. Doubtfire if Robin Williams played him today.
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