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Old 10-31-2015, 11:32 AM   #641 (permalink)
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Well, I admit there been good times, bad times in this thread but don't worry Chula, when it's your turn it will be the battle of evermore. When the levee breaks and we start roasting you we'll leave no quarter and you'll feel trampled under foot. When we're done you will be dazed and confused.
Hey, hey what can I do, bring it on home. It's nobody's fault but mine, but your time is gonna come.
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Old 10-31-2015, 11:38 AM   #642 (permalink)
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Hey, hey what can I do, bring it on home. It's nobody's fault but mine, but your time is gonna come.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 10-31-2015, 11:39 AM   #643 (permalink)
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Stairway to heaven.
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Old 10-31-2015, 11:51 AM   #644 (permalink)
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Stairway to heaven.
Dude, communication breakdown.....
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Old 10-31-2015, 11:54 AM   #645 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2015, 01:39 PM   #646 (permalink)
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We all know that you're just biding your time till it's my turn.
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Old 10-31-2015, 03:09 PM   #647 (permalink)
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Whole lotta love in this thread.
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Old 10-31-2015, 08:06 PM   #648 (permalink)
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Moby dick
That reminds me of my friend's dad's joke...

What happened to Moby Dick?

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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 11-02-2015, 10:59 AM   #649 (permalink)
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Lil's up.

I heard she has a child, but keeps it chained up in the basement... along with Ki's nuts.
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Old 11-02-2015, 12:03 PM   #650 (permalink)
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I heard she has a child, but keeps it chained up in the basement... along with Ki's nuts.
Keez nuts! HAH! GOT EEM!
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