Lucem Ferre

Lucem Ferre isn't all that bad. He gave my Mom an STD too, for free I might add. He didn't just hook her up, he gave my dog herpes too before he left as well. Does that sound like something a douchebag would do? And when my HIV positive neighbor was complaining that no one would sleep with him because he has AIDS, good ol' LF was there to prove him wrong. And so he wouldn't make him feel like a cheap one night stand, he didn't even wear a condom. Do you think he pulled out? A better man might, but not Lucem. Nope, he shot his load right up his ass, in turn not only taking my neighbor's AIDS, but giving him some of his herpes as well. A douchebag? I beg to differ. I can also think of when there just weren't any needles to shoot up with, people were seriously bummed out. Until Lucem shared one of his with all of us, he even let us all use it first before he did. That was a really nice thing to do, I mean, he didn't even know any of us!! But he still let us all shoot up before he did, taking his turn last with that same rusty needle. A douchebag? I think not. And when the local pedophile ran out of candy, and couldn't seduce unknowing children into the back of his van anymore, who do you think came by with a big bowl of candy like it was Halloween? Two words : Lucem Ferre.


^I've been roasted before an I don't know if anybody can top that.

Frownland is a teenage mutant ninja hooker. Hero in high heels. Hoooker Power!

Lucem Ferre

Frownland one time threw raw noodles on a plate and stuck a can of tomato paste on top and served it to his mate. He called it avant garde spaghetti.

Frownland always pisses all over the god damned toilet seat and calls it avant garde urination.

When Frownland was asked to draw a picture of his family in elementary school he just scribbled on a piece of paper and handed it to his teacher. When the teacher asked him about it he just said, "you don't get it, it's avant garde".

When Frownland gets home he throws his clothes on the floor. He calls it avant garde cleaning.

Frownland doesn't shower. He calls it avant garde hygiene.

Frownland stares in awe at how avant garde the tax man's posts are.

Frownland always insists that his dates pay for the meal. He calls it avant garde manners.

When Frownland sucks dick he doesn't consider himself gay for doing it, he considers himself avant garde straight.

Frownland uses the phrase 'avant garde' so he can be lazy and uncreative.

Frownland was avant garde before it was cool. Only because it isn't cool, never was cool and never will be cool. Until Kanye does it.

Aux-In

Hey Frownie...drone called. It wants its music back.

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Norg

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Isbjørn

When Frownland was born, the nurses at the hospital told his parents that their baby was very ugly. "NO", his mother said, crying. "He's just avant-garde"

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Pet_Sounds

Frownland's "music" scared all his hair away.

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Plankton

I wish Frownland could play solo... so low we can't hear him.

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Frownland

Well you did only see a picture.

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Isbjørn

I recorded some of my farts yesterday and PMed them to Frownland. He started going into detail about the acoustics and told me the name of a Bulgurish fart jazz band that I'd obviously never heard of.

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