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Old 10-21-2015, 02:02 AM   #551 (permalink)
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Sorry Ki, I been busy and since I realized that Devil's Night is like, 8 days away I've been trying to get some **** together for it.

But JTF, that cat tattoo was gotten to remind everybody how much of a pussy he is. That's why he jerks off in the mirror, it's the closet thing to a female he's going to get.

Frownland, I thought it was common knowledge that Christmas traditions were ripped from pagan holidays. If I remember right, Jesus wasn't even born on that day. Just remember this, Santa is a very lazy anagram of Satan. So Christians are really teaching their kids to worship a fat bearded Satan.
I like your theory more than mine actually.
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Old 10-21-2015, 04:54 AM   #552 (permalink)
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Maybe the real reason LiL remains unsatisfied is because Ki's idea of foreplay is entering the Konami code on her nipples.
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Old 10-21-2015, 10:47 AM   #553 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2015, 01:08 PM   #554 (permalink)
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My house doesn't have a basement and I only live with my mom because my dad abandoned us when I was two.

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wow i guess you're right then the jokes on me
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Old 10-21-2015, 01:14 PM   #555 (permalink)
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wow i guess you're right then the jokes on me
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Old 10-21-2015, 10:33 PM   #556 (permalink)
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Its the roast of Ki this week but y'know whatever.
the problem is that exo pretty much already said everything there is to say about you, ki. you're so persistently dull that you haven't given us any other real material to work with, beyond your depressing relationship and your incessant consumerist instinct to whine about the quality of the content of the forum you choose to waste your time on, rather than try to improve it through your own input.

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Ki, considering literally nothing pleases you on this forum, I can only assume that LIL's attempts to please you in bed only go so far because of your reluctance to to shut the f*ck up and enjoy life while you still have friends let alone somebody to sleep with.
in summary, the more i learn about you and lil the more i start to understand seattle's notoriety for suicides.
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Old 10-22-2015, 05:43 AM   #557 (permalink)
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If Ki wanted to win Oriphiel's writting contest, all he'd have to do is submit a synopsis of his life story, fact by fact.
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Old 10-22-2015, 10:04 AM   #558 (permalink)
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If Ki wanted to win Oriphiel's writting contest, all he'd have to do is submit a synopsis of his life story, fact by fact.
I did't realize Ori's contest was a "See who can write the shortest and most uneventful story" competition.
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I did't realize Ori's contest was a "See who can write the shortest and most uneventful story" competition.
Well, I thought Oriphiel had decided that October's writing theme was "horror," and that after that submissions could be about any topic. In that case, Ki could submit his life story and win in October for "best horror story," and then win again in November for "best non-fiction story" in regard to the accuracy of your bolded statement..
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Old 10-22-2015, 10:47 AM   #560 (permalink)
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Well, I thought Oriphiel had decided that October's writing theme was "horror," and that after that submissions could be about any topic. In that case, Ki could submit his life story and win in October for "best horror story," and then win again in November for "best non-fiction story" in regard to the accuracy of your bolded statement..
He'd win again in December, if "scat-drama" wasn't way too niche to make a contest.
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