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Old 10-20-2015, 12:29 AM   #491 (permalink)
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Ki, considering literally nothing pleases you on this forum, I can only assume that LIL's attempts to please you in bed only go so far because of your reluctance to to shut the f*ck up and enjoy life while you still have friends let alone somebody to sleep with.
Maybe the whole thing with Ki wearing a dress in bed was LiL's idea, and he actually isn't comfortable with it.
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Old 10-20-2015, 02:05 AM   #492 (permalink)
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Old 10-20-2015, 09:54 AM   #493 (permalink)
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I never understood what people were saying when they said that the jokes in this thread were terrible. Now that they're directed at me, I can understand what they mean. You guys really do suck at this thread. Me included.
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Old 10-20-2015, 10:32 AM   #494 (permalink)
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I read one funny joke from Frownland. It's hard to be funny on a forum when it isn't born from a natural interaction, or you're a comedic genius (which is why I have not participated).
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Old 10-20-2015, 10:45 AM   #495 (permalink)
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I read one funny joke from Frownland. It's hard to be funny on a forum when it isn't born from a natural interaction, or you're a comedic genius (which is why I have not participated).
The problem is really the style of comedy itself -- the "roasting" style of comedy isn't that funny to begin with. Outside of Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, when I think of this brand of humor, I simply think more of the likes of Lisa Lampanelli.
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Old 10-20-2015, 03:26 PM   #496 (permalink)
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I never understood what people were saying when they said that the jokes in this thread were terrible. Now that they're directed at me, I can understand what they mean. You guys really do suck at this thread. Me included.
I wasn't joking. I was serious.
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Old 10-20-2015, 03:29 PM   #497 (permalink)
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Old 10-20-2015, 03:35 PM   #498 (permalink)
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The problem is really the style of comedy itself -- the "roasting" style of comedy isn't that funny to begin with. Outside of Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, when I think of this brand of humor, I simply think more of the likes of Lisa Lampanelli.
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Old 10-20-2015, 04:28 PM   #499 (permalink)
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Does he always do such corny jokes? I don't know if you were kidding but I liked the video.
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Old 10-20-2015, 04:33 PM   #500 (permalink)
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Does he always do such corny jokes? I don't know if you were kidding but I liked the video.
You missed the whole point.
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