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Old 09-21-2015, 05:12 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I trust everyone's got enough ammo to absolutely murder me.

Let's do it.
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Old 09-21-2015, 05:17 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I too demand to be roasted.
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Old 09-21-2015, 05:38 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I heard that Frownland has a photogenic penis that looks much larger in photos and that when you pull down the fly it's a little underwhelming, kind of like seeing Tom Cruise in person and noticing how ****ing short he is.
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Old 09-21-2015, 06:23 PM   #44 (permalink)
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I hear he isn't funny.
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Old 09-21-2015, 07:37 PM   #45 (permalink)
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I'll update the roast list when I get home later.
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Old 09-21-2015, 07:48 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2015, 08:46 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I heard that Frownland has a photogenic penis that looks much larger in photos and that when you pull down the fly it's a little underwhelming, kind of like seeing Tom Cruise in person and noticing how ****ing short he is.
I never said any of this.^
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Old 09-21-2015, 09:40 PM   #48 (permalink)
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If I had the choice of killing myself and watching Frownlands sad attempt at being edgy and hipster, I'd be happy committing suicide. Even hipsters find him irritating and offensive.
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Old 09-21-2015, 09:43 PM   #49 (permalink)
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If I had the choice of killing myself and watching Frownlands sad attempt at being edgy and hipster, I'd be happy committing suicide. Even hipsters find him irritating and offensive.
They found him irritating and offensive before it was cool.

jk I love that kid.
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Old 09-21-2015, 09:51 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Frownland...found something to help improve your avatar selections:



There's a whole spectrum out there.
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