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Old 10-19-2015, 11:52 AM   #471 (permalink)
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So, still not getting any from LiL? What's it been? Six months? A year? TWO YEARS?!
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Old 10-19-2015, 12:17 PM   #472 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2015, 12:46 PM   #473 (permalink)
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What the actual fuck happened in this thread?

JWB, just shut up. Literally nobody cares what the fuck you're saying half the time anyway. You just wasted all this space babbling on about fuck knows what, and really, all that tells any of us is that you have too much time to waste on the internet.

Go masturbate or whatever it is degenerates like you do on a daily basis.
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Old 10-19-2015, 12:49 PM   #474 (permalink)
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Ki, Viagra doesn't work too well if you've already ingested a liter of hard liquor and shat yourself.

Maybe try taking a shower and using some deodorant as a turn on instead?
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Old 10-19-2015, 02:32 PM   #475 (permalink)
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What the actual fuck happened in this thread?

JWB, just shut up. Literally nobody cares what the fuck you're saying half the time anyway. You just wasted all this space babbling on about fuck knows what, and really, all that tells any of us is that you have too much time to waste on the internet.

Go masturbate or whatever it is degenerates like you do on a daily basis.
who gave you the confidence to talk to men like this? this is just proof that we as a culture are failing to keep our pimp hand strong. the result of this failure is we get mouthy twats like this one running around

and then she wonders why her long term boyfriend would rather immerse himself in video games than touch her. it's cause you have bigger balls than he does, my friend
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Old 10-19-2015, 05:19 PM   #476 (permalink)
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*comes into roast Ki*

*leaves*
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Old 10-19-2015, 05:26 PM   #477 (permalink)
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*comes into roast Ki*

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This one hurts the most.
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Old 10-19-2015, 05:27 PM   #478 (permalink)
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What the actual fuck happened in this thread?

JWB, just shut up. Literally nobody cares what the fuck you're saying half the time anyway. You just wasted all this space babbling on about fuck knows what, and really, all that tells any of us is that you have too much time to waste on the internet.

Go masturbate or whatever it is degenerates like you do on a daily basis.
He has to to wait to build up strength in his "pimp hand" before he goes and does that.
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Old 10-19-2015, 05:37 PM   #479 (permalink)
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i would boast that my pimp hand is stronger than yours but then i've heard rumors of superhuman retard strength
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Old 10-19-2015, 08:05 PM   #480 (permalink)
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I'm leaving the JWB/Lucem posts because they're f*cking hilarious but can we please stop with the ACTUAL personal attacks. Stop using the word "faggot". Stop. The majority of the people in this thread may not find it offensive, but this is not a public thread. Just because Ki decided that he was going to make a roast thread doesn't mean you guys get to dodge the rules.

That word is banned from here on out starting with the next person to post. Please continue f****ts.
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