The Roast of MusicBanter Members

Lucem Ferre · 10-19-2015, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

actually, no. i was hoping you would say no cause it'll be more fun for me if i have to pin you down and force it on you, while tugging on your braids.

So hardcore and edgy. First he calls us souless ***gots. Yeah, so shocking. Now he's going to hypocritically claim he's going to **** me in the ass. Oh lord, I feel as though I'm being attacked by bad King Gordy imitation.

Key · 10-19-2015, 12:50 AM

Lucem Ferre · 10-19-2015, 12:52 AM

You should really change your profile picture. It implies that you are a masculine leader.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 10-19-2015, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

You wouldn't beat a Haiti child, you'd obviously try to **** it in the ass. You were just begging me to let you do it a second ago.

I wasn't just the first one to say it, I actually added **** to it. You think it sucked, Ki, you're owner, thought it worthy of a quote.

You talked ****, then refused to actually roast him under the bull**** excuse of you'd piss him off too fast. You're a bitch and I roasted you for attempting this "I'm too cool for you people" facade you tried to put on. Gave me a reason to roast you in a roast thread. Come here talking that ****, but won't do a damn thing to prove it. I at least attempted and I feel I succeeded. You really think you have the ability to do a good roast show us or move the **** on. Stop your hipster ass bull**** and join in.

you feel you succeeded cause at whatever special-ed school you went to they told you that just trying your best was enough

problem is they lied. they just figured nobody would have the heart to call you out on it

thing is... outside the bubble you grew up in... having coolio braids as a white man while posting on an online forum in a confident tone is basically the same as submitting a formal request to be insulted

if you haven't already noticed, i am joining in. i'm just attacking you instead of ki cause you seem dedicated to giving me the motivation to do so.

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Also, I have to give it up on the taser comment that made me laugh.

olive branch noted and duly rejected

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 10-19-2015, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

So hardcore and edgy. First he calls us souless ***gots. Yeah, so shocking. Now he's going to hypocritically claim he's going to **** me in the ass. Oh lord, I feel as though I'm being attacked by bad King Gordy imitation.

lol... i have no idea if this was an even remotely decent comeback... so i'll just play it safe and call you a fågoot again.... fåggot.

The Batlord · 10-19-2015, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

fair enough, that's true. and with a haircut like that i'm sure you get insults so often that it is literally impossible to remember who said what.

i wish you were my child in haiti so i could beat you relentlessly and with impunity.

you said yourself that you commented that the disses in this thread were weak. you think just cause you said it first that this somehow makes it a more valid point? no... the problem is that you had the delusional idea that you could improve the content of this thread with your own disses. problem being that your own disses were just as bad as anything posted before... and how could we expect any different from a whiteboy sporting coolio braids?

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

you feel you succeeded cause at whatever special-ed school you went to they told you that just trying your best was enough

problem is they lied. they just figured nobody would have the heart to call you out on it

thing is... outside the bubble you grew up in... having coolio braids as a white man while posting on an online forum in a confident tone is basically the same as submitting a formal request to be insulted

if you haven't already noticed, i am joining in. i'm just attacking you instead of ki cause you seem dedicated to giving me the motivation to do so.

Lucem Ferre · 10-19-2015, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

you feel you succeeded cause at whatever special-ed school you went to they told you that just trying your best was enough

problem is they lied. they just figured nobody would have the heart to call you out on it

thing is... outside the bubble you grew up in... having coolio braids as a white man while posting on an online forum in a confident tone is basically the same as submitting a formal request to be insulted

if you haven't already noticed, i am joining in. i'm just attacking you instead of ki cause you seem dedicated to giving me the motivation to do so.

I mean I did get quoted for one of my jokes, success there.

Well, I don't actually have coolio braids, I was only laying down in that picture. Even then, I typically get more compliments on my hair than insults, and I also don't give a ****, so there is that. The only insults are coming from you. Sad ones, I'd have to say. It's basically you just repeating it over and over again. Like "hey, everybody look, that WHITE guy has COOLIO looking BRAIDS". Repeating over and over again in the most obnoxious way that you can as if you really believe it's going to hit this time if you say it once more. You ever actually seen a special Ed student? They tend to steal jokes and repeat them. Just like you. Don't forget your sad and pathetic middle school bit on homosexuality. The blatant stupidity of it makes Adam Sandler look like Bill Maher. Please, don't call other people retards until you can make a joke that doesn't contradict it's self.

You're joining in with pathetic jabs at me because you are too afraid that your owner, Ki would whoop your ass.

Lucem Ferre · 10-19-2015, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

lol... i have no idea if this was an even remotely decent comeback... so i'll just play it safe and call you a fågoot again.... fåggot.

Just saying your childish jokes contradict themselves. And again, like a retard who's over heard his parents ****ing, you are repeating obscenities.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 10-19-2015, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I mean I did get quoted for one of my jokes, success there.

Well, I don't actually have coolio braids, I was only laying down in that picture. Even then, I typically get more compliments on my hair than insults, and I also don't give a ****, so there is that. The only insults are coming from you. Sad ones, I'd have to say. It's basically you just repeating it over and over again. Like "hey, everybody look, that WHITE guy has COOLIO looking BRAIDS". Repeating over and over again in the most obnoxious way that you can as if you really believe it's going to hit this time if you say it once more.

i repeat it cause it has endless comedic poential. i know the diseased hoodrat that braided your hair didn't tell you this... but chances are once you left she was laughing about it as well.

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You ever actually seen a special Ed student?

yea pretty sure you posted your picture

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The blatant stupidity of it makes Adam Sandler look like Bill Maher.

ooo... a pop culture reference that demonstrates exactly how **** your tastes actually are.

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Please, don't call other people retards until you can make a joke that doesn't contradict it's self.

the apostrophe in 'it's' is unnecessary... ****ing retard

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You're joining in with pathetic jabs at me because you are too afraid that your owner, Ki would whoop your ass.

i'm making fun of you because you are expressing a desperate desire to be made fun of.

Key · 10-19-2015, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

yea pretty sure you posted your picture

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Lucem Ferre Cuter Than Post Malone. Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 4,978	You should really change your profile picture. It implies that you are a masculine leader.