John Wilkes Booth

i was actually the first one to point out your ridiculous hair, i'll have you know

but yea, since that's basically the only semi-interesting thing you've posted on this website, that's literally all the material i have on you

John Wilkes Booth

lmao i've got this braid sporting fåggot flustered

would you let me **** you in the ass? or is that too much

Lucem Ferre

Okay, the first person to make a comment on my hair on this forum. Obviously you weren't actually worthy of me remembering for that.

Then a generic post where he calls me uninteresting. Yawn. Boring. I've been on the internet for a while, I've heard that overused insult thrown around way too much. Again, proving you're unoriginal. I mean, I do already have 2 people quoting me on this site with in my first two or three months here, so I must be somewhat interesting, right?

Then you are going to make yet another excuse on why you're basic minded insults don't live up to the hype you brought up. Keep up this ****ty attempt at teaching us a lesson people won't be calling you my bitch, they'll be calling you Ki's bitch. It's a pretty sad life being Ki's bitch. In fact, where is Ki, he needs to back hand his bitch here for speaking out of turn. Ki, keep your bitch in line.

Key

Only thing I can say is that JWB doesn't know how to follow rules since he's roasting someone that isn't even supposed to be roasted at the time. I mean, it says so in the OP:

But I guess he hasn't learned to read basic English so I suppose it makes sense that he's confused as to how this game is played.

John Wilkes Booth

fair enough, that's true. and with a haircut like that i'm sure you get insults so often that it is literally impossible to remember who said what.

i wish you were my child in haiti so i could beat you relentlessly and with impunity.

you said yourself that you commented that the disses in this thread were weak. you think just cause you said it first that this somehow makes it a more valid point? no... the problem is that you had the delusional idea that you could improve the content of this thread with your own disses. problem being that your own disses were just as bad as anything posted before... and how could we expect any different from a whiteboy sporting coolio braids?

Lucem Ferre

Oh my god, another comment on my hair. Oh no, that hurts me. I totally care about people knowing I have braids.

Then he calls me a ***got in an unclever and juvenile way. Oh what shall I do?

Then he asks me if he could **** me in the ass? Maybe he should reconsider who the homosexual one is. I mean, if I spot a homosexual I will not ask him if I could **** him in the ass because I don't want to **** him in the ass. There is no curiosity from me on whether or not a homosexual, or even a suspected homosexual would let me **** him in the ass. I don't want to know about what a homosexual would let me do to his ass. Plus, it should be a well known fact that a homosexual would let me **** them in the ass because that person is a homosexual.

It seems more as though you were hoping I was a homosexual and that I would let you **** me in the ass. No, I'm sorry but I am neither a homosexual and I won't let you **** me in the ass. Heartbreaking, I know. But I do think that you should stop using the word '***got' because it is very demeaning of your people. You should be proud of your homosexuality and celebrate it by not using slurs that were used to persecute your people. What does Ki think of you trying to hit on me? I'm damn sure your man doesn't want you using such a hateful slur nor hitting on other men. So if I were you I'd calm your gay hormones down before Ki slaps your bitch ass up and down the street for acting like an uppity ass ho. Thinking you can **** a straight man in the ass.

John Wilkes Booth

he started it with me... so you should tase him instead of me

also he has coolio braids so it will just seem more natural for you to tase him

Key

Honestly, I'm a bit intoxicated and am not really following what the **** is going on in this thread.

John Wilkes Booth

actually, no. i was hoping you would say no cause it'll be more fun for me if i have to pin you down and force it on you, while tugging on your braids.

Lucem Ferre

You wouldn't beat a Haiti child, you'd obviously try to **** it in the ass. You were just begging me to let you do it a second ago.

I wasn't just the first one to say it, I actually added **** to it. You think it sucked, Ki, you're owner, thought it worthy of a quote.

You talked ****, then refused to actually roast him under the bull**** excuse of you'd piss him off too fast. You're a bitch and I roasted you for attempting this "I'm too cool for you people" facade you tried to put on. Gave me a reason to roast you in a roast thread. Come here talking that ****, but won't do a damn thing to prove it. I at least attempted and I feel I succeeded. You really think you have the ability to do a good roast show us or move the **** on. Stop your hipster ass bull**** and join in. Also, I have to give it up on the taser comment that made me laugh.