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Old 10-15-2015, 09:09 PM   #401 (permalink)
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He's also got a Chad Kroeger poster over his bed, and he likes to sling it like Scott Stapp sings, with a hint of James Hetfield thrown in at the end of each of his rap rhymes.
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Old 10-15-2015, 11:09 PM   #402 (permalink)
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Now Ki is stealing my schtick of telling you guys you suck, except you guys are actually adding things that are some what funny now, while he is just repeating **** I said pages ago like a retarded parrot.

Also, I know Kanye is a good lyricist. This is fact. Not the most complex rhyme schemes, no, but complex rhyme schemes don't make one a good lyricist.
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Old 10-16-2015, 12:48 AM   #403 (permalink)
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Now Ki is stealing my schtick of telling you guys you suck, except you guys are actually adding things that are some what funny now, while he is just repeating **** I said pages ago like a retarded parrot.

Also, I know Kanye is a good lyricist. This is fact. Not the most complex rhyme schemes, no, but complex rhyme schemes don't make one a good lyricist.
Batlord you better watch out, this guy/chick might be my new bestfriend here.
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Old 10-16-2015, 12:50 AM   #404 (permalink)
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Batlord you better watch out, this guy/chick might be my new bestfriend here.
Not that this has anything to do with anything, I'm just thinking aloud, but political assassinations do happen every now and again.
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Old 10-16-2015, 12:56 AM   #405 (permalink)
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Not that this has anything to do with anything, I'm just thinking aloud, but political assassinations do happen every now and again.
Someone's been reading O'Reilly's "Killing" series lately
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Old 10-16-2015, 01:07 AM   #406 (permalink)
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I can't replace the Batlord.

Edit: If you guys are politicians, can I be the leader of your super PAC?

If Obama named his Super PAC 'The Hope Foundation' what would we name the Batlord/Justthefacts Super PAC?

Also, if we are going to campaign I suggest that Batlord gets a Kendrick Lamar reference under his name too. We want the voters to know that you guys definitely understand the methodology behind the lepidoptera escort services.

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