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Old 10-10-2015, 02:21 AM   #361 (permalink)
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We begin the Justthefacts roast on Monday. I'm overly excited for this one since he's one of the most annoying twats on this forum.
Ki and I are friends, he doesn't actually mean this.
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Old 10-10-2015, 02:39 AM   #362 (permalink)
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Everybody was pretty funny except for Ki. Ki literally stole a batlord joke and made it unfunny. I wasn't even here. I've been busy with ****.
Thats under the false assumption that the joke was funny to begin with.
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Old 10-10-2015, 02:43 AM   #363 (permalink)
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Thats under the false assumption that the joke was funny to begin with.
So why'd you steal it, then?
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Old 10-10-2015, 03:12 AM   #364 (permalink)
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So why'd you steal it, then?
I don't ****ing know.
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Old 10-10-2015, 04:07 AM   #365 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2015, 04:26 AM   #366 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2015, 07:35 AM   #367 (permalink)
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Hey guys, don't screw him too badly. Justthetips, alright?
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Old 10-12-2015, 10:41 AM   #368 (permalink)
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I remember reading one time that the reason you changed your name to Justthefacts is because you post nothing but the facts? Well, every single time I read one of your posts, I'm reminded that this forum is full of neckbeards and retards. And you're the worst.
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Old 10-12-2015, 10:56 AM   #369 (permalink)
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If you were in, say... Ireland, this would imply that you, in fact, have strange or odd things in your possession. I would need to know what these consist of, and if you'd want them well done, medium, or rare. It's this simple lack of information that lends itself to the popular thinking that you are an infotard.

Your punctuation sucks as well.
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Old 10-12-2015, 12:18 PM   #370 (permalink)
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Pretty difficult to roast someone with just about zero presence or personality. Kinda like trying to roast a crumb.
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