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Old 10-06-2015, 04:38 PM   #341 (permalink)
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Clearly I didn't hit him enough as a baby. Or maybe I shook him too much.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-06-2015, 05:26 PM   #342 (permalink)
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Pet Sounds is probably the only teenager that was grounded for playing with his frequency too much. When he tried to explain that he was playing with the Beach Boys, things only got worse from there. "It's all a misunderstanding," he said.
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Old 10-06-2015, 05:41 PM   #343 (permalink)
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It's "roast Pet_Sounds," not "roast Pet_Sounds' mom."
What's the difference? You're both ugly as hell and have had the same mans dick inside of you.
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Old 10-06-2015, 08:18 PM   #344 (permalink)
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What's the difference? You're both ugly as hell and have had the same mans dick inside of you.
The boy takes after his father.
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Old 10-07-2015, 11:17 PM   #345 (permalink)
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Come on you pussies, where's all the hate?
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Old 10-08-2015, 05:04 AM   #346 (permalink)
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Pet_Sounds smells like mackerel
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Old 10-08-2015, 08:50 AM   #347 (permalink)
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Pet Sounds so ugly, when he was born, the Veterinarian slapped his mother. Then, she named him "Shit Happens".

They even had a Halloween costume of him, but it got pulled for being too offensive to farm animals.
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Old 10-08-2015, 09:07 AM   #348 (permalink)
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Pet Sounds so ugly, when he was born, the Veterinarian slapped his mother. Then, she named him "Shit Happens".

They even had a Halloween costume of him, but it got pulled for being too offensive to farm animals.
**** Happens -> Sh'apens -> Spens -> Spencer
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Old 10-08-2015, 09:12 AM   #349 (permalink)
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Can't **** with logic.
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Old 10-08-2015, 10:18 AM   #350 (permalink)
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Pet_Sounds smells like mackerel
I guess he never showered after coming out of his mother.
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