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Old 10-03-2015, 10:24 PM   #281 (permalink)
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Gay jokes are sooooo 2000.
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Old 10-03-2015, 10:27 PM   #282 (permalink)
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Gay jokes are sooooo 2000.
Are they? I don't remember much from that year.
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Old 10-03-2015, 10:28 PM   #283 (permalink)
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Canada tends to have that effect on people.
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Old 10-03-2015, 10:29 PM   #284 (permalink)
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I was in America for the past week.
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Old 10-03-2015, 10:32 PM   #285 (permalink)
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Oh you mean God's country.
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Old 10-03-2015, 10:36 PM   #286 (permalink)
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Are they? I don't remember much from that year.
You ole liar you don't start formulating memories until age 2-3 pending on the person. Anyone who says they do are lying.
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Old 10-03-2015, 10:37 PM   #287 (permalink)
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I was in America for the past week.
Bet it was memorable.
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You ole liar you don't start formulating memories until age 2-3 pending on the person. Anyone who says they do are lying.
I kinda think I remember a bit of 9/11, but I might be confusing it with something else.

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Bet it was memorable.
Eh, not much different from Canada. The people are friendlier (almost too friendly sometimes) and the portions are bigger.
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I kinda think I remember a bit of 9/11, but I might be confusing it with something else.
Confusing it with something else... you might be confusing 9/11... with something else.

Like what? Pearl Harbor?

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Eh, not much different from Canada. The people are friendlier (almost too friendly sometimes) and the portions are bigger.
You heard it straight from the source, folks. Canadians are *******s.
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Old 10-03-2015, 11:41 PM   #290 (permalink)
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Hiroshima?
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