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Old 09-30-2015, 06:38 AM   #241 (permalink)
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There's an Isbjorn every minute.
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Old 09-30-2015, 07:22 AM   #242 (permalink)
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A star Isbjorn.

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What do we know about him, besides him being a small child from Norway who learned everything he knows about metal from me?
Dude, that's crossing the line right there. Now I feel sorry for... who is this again?
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Old 09-30-2015, 09:20 AM   #243 (permalink)
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A sucker isbjorn every minute. Ftfy.
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Old 09-30-2015, 09:40 AM   #244 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2015, 10:29 AM   #245 (permalink)
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I probably took the longest to get this because of the way "Isbjørn" is pronounced
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Old 09-30-2015, 10:37 AM   #246 (permalink)
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I done told you nobody can pronounce isbadoombahickie.
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Old 09-30-2015, 10:40 AM   #247 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2015, 10:56 AM   #248 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2015, 11:13 AM   #249 (permalink)
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Isn't Pissbjorn a commie? We should make him and his fellow countrymen wait in line for a few hours, before distributing equal portions of ass-kicking.
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Old 09-30-2015, 02:28 PM   #250 (permalink)
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