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Old 09-29-2015, 12:30 AM   #221 (permalink)
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I don't care how hungry he is, he deserves it for what he's done to the name of avatars and name changes.

Before the beating, I'll tie him down and play a rendition of this song directly into his ear. Then I can beat him in the dark with night vision goggles while he panics because he can't hear me due to deafness.



Seems like a lot of work to beat down a crack head. I'd be much more impressed if you just kicked the crap out of him while playing the saxophone. Do a Liu Kang bicycle kick as you do it. Replace the high pitched Asian screeching with Careless Whisper. Just remember, those teeth were already falling out prior to the beating.
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Old 09-29-2015, 08:28 AM   #222 (permalink)
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Whoever he is, he has his own theme song....


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...and I have no idea how this ties in with who the **** is Isbjorn. I see he/she's been active for a while, but I've never noticed any of his/her posts. Probably because they're so inane, I pass them right over. *shrug*
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Old 09-29-2015, 12:07 PM   #223 (permalink)
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I'm disappointed in how much you guys have failed to roast Isborn. Pathetic even.
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Old 09-29-2015, 12:23 PM   #224 (permalink)
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I'm disappointed in how much you guys have failed to roast Isborn. Pathetic even.
So the roast fits the roastee.
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Old 09-29-2015, 12:26 PM   #225 (permalink)
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Atta boy.
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Old 09-29-2015, 01:29 PM   #226 (permalink)
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Who?
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Old 09-29-2015, 02:02 PM   #227 (permalink)
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Sounds like the name of some ****ty IKEA furniture.
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Old 09-29-2015, 02:07 PM   #228 (permalink)
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If you'd ever seen a picture of the guy you'd know he's a pasty, skinny ass white dude. He'd break like a twig before the saxophone even had a dent.





That's just cruel, man.
That's exactly how I look. See, that's why I chose this name
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Old 09-29-2015, 03:12 PM   #229 (permalink)
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What do we know about him, besides him being a small child from Norway who learned everything he knows about metal from me?
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Old 09-29-2015, 08:26 PM   #230 (permalink)
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Sounds like the name of some ****ty IKEA furniture.
A really tiny frying pan that you can't even put in the dishwasher; completely fucking useless.
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