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Old 09-28-2015, 11:57 PM   #211 (permalink)
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Only if it means the death of Isborn, yes.
Don't encourage the misuse of saxophones or another Frownland project for a ****ty attempt at comedy again. It's just too far.

Isbjorn has that name because of his addiction to coke. Quite clever, actually. Clever. A term that is absent when describing your insults.
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Old 09-28-2015, 11:59 PM   #212 (permalink)
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don't encourage the misuse of saxophones or another frownland project for a ****ty attempt at comedy again. It's just too far.

Isbjorn has that name because of his addiction to coke. Quite clever, actually. Clever. A term that is absent when describing your insults.
This is Ki's thread, so everything he says is clever, yeah clever, haha Ki, you are clever, yeah clever ha ha haa.
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Old 09-29-2015, 12:01 AM   #213 (permalink)
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Yup.
I can't respect somebody that'd consider harming a saxophone in the name of beating a coke head to death as a musician. Use a tuba or something, but not a saxophone. Saxophones are no joke.
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Old 09-29-2015, 12:07 AM   #214 (permalink)
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That was my dick. I was trying to use your shoulder blades like a titty fuck.
I new I smelt something fishy.
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Old 09-29-2015, 12:08 AM   #215 (permalink)
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I can't respect somebody that'd consider harming a saxophone in the name of beating a coke head to death as a musician. Use a tuba or something, but not a saxophone. Saxophones are no joke.
If you'd ever seen a picture of the guy you'd know he's a pasty, skinny ass white dude. He'd break like a twig before the saxophone even had a dent.

And come on dude, saxophones can totally be a ****ing joke.



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Old 09-29-2015, 12:08 AM   #216 (permalink)
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This is Ki's thread, so everything he says is clever, yeah clever, haha Ki, you are clever, yeah clever ha ha haa.
I never claimed to be clever, but at least i'm funny.
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Old 09-29-2015, 12:14 AM   #217 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2015, 12:17 AM   #218 (permalink)
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[QUOTE=Frownland;1638446]If you'd ever seen a picture of the guy you'd know he's a pasty, skinny ass white dude. He'd break like a twig before the saxophone even had a dent.





That's just cruel, man.
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Old 09-29-2015, 12:23 AM   #219 (permalink)
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I don't care how hungry he is, he deserves it for what he's done to the name of avatars and name changes.

Before the beating, I'll tie him down and play a rendition of this song directly into his ear. Then I can beat him in the dark with night vision goggles while he panics because he can't hear me due to deafness.

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Old 09-29-2015, 12:24 AM   #220 (permalink)
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Only when you're not trying to be.

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Mildly.
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