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Old 09-19-2015, 09:21 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Each week, we'd choose a member to be roasted from a list of members that would like to get roasted. The week would be from a Monday-Friday schedule, then during the weekend, we would vote to see who the next person to be roasted is, than that following Monday, that member would be up. And so on and so on. If there hasn't been much voting during the week, i'll just choose the next person in the list.
Well, if that is the case I think the roasters should unionize, get two paid for fifteen minutes breaks and a half hour lunch, and no more then 8 hours of roasting the nominated roastee, if the roasters go over said eight hours than they should be paid overtime. Not to mention full medical coverage, and a retirement fund. Too bad you decided to do this after The Batlord found employment in Burger King. He could had turned this into a 9 to 5 job.
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Old 09-19-2015, 10:44 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2015, 10:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I honestly don't know if I can insult anyone anymore than I already do.
This. Place is pretty much a full time roast fest as it is.
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Old 09-19-2015, 11:34 PM   #14 (permalink)
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 09-19-2015, 11:53 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Okay so whose gonna be the first roasted?
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Old 09-20-2015, 01:01 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2015, 01:14 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Okay so whose gonna be the first roasted?
I suppose we could start with Frownland since he's the only one who has shown an interest in being roasted. We could start it on Monday.
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Old 09-20-2015, 05:18 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Roast me. My avatars will make this easy for you.
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Old 09-20-2015, 06:55 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I propose that anyone who wishes to roast must also be roasted for a week.

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