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Old 09-28-2015, 05:37 PM   #181 (permalink)
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Bjorn dip dip dip be do do

Bjorn dip dip dip be do do

Bjorn... Bjorn to be alive.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
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Old 09-28-2015, 05:40 PM   #182 (permalink)
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There once was a boy named Briks
who'd fallen in love with Stevie Nicks
she had the 'Mac, she had the crack
she knew where to find all the chicks
Stevie, said Briks, do you know the French horn?
Briks, said Stevie, I'll teach you if you do one thing
Briks, said Stevie, change your name to Isbjorn
and maybe I'll teach you to sing!
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:12 PM   #183 (permalink)
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Bjorn dip dip dip be do do

Bjorn dip dip dip be do do

Bjorn... Bjorn to be alive.
And you don't even go for the obvious "Bjorn to Be Wild", or better yet, "Bjorn in the USA". No, you go for some obscure shit-turd that no one's ever heard or cared about.

And no, I didn't watch video, cause why the **** would I?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:23 PM   #184 (permalink)
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News Flash: it's a roast.
Cause the way he sings "born" imo sounds like "Bjorn." And why would I pick some ordinary song? (No offense "Billy Joel," or "Step on Wolf" fans.) Plus it being Disco makes it so over the top rediculous.
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“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:30 PM   #185 (permalink)
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News Flash: it's a roast.
Cause the way he sings "born" imo sounds like "Bjorn." And why would I pick some ordinary song? (No offense "Billy Joel," or "Step on Wolf" fans.) Plus it being Disco makes it so over the top rediculous.
You pick songs that other people have heard of so that the joke is shared by the group, rather than just being all in your own head. Some song that for all we know just happens to have "born" in it serves no purpose to anyone else (especially since this is supposed to be a "roast"), and just makes you look bjoring.
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:37 PM   #186 (permalink)
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...but ....but the way that Patrick Hernandez sings "born" sounds like "Bjorn." whaddayawantfromme?
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“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:40 PM   #187 (permalink)
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...but ....but the way that Patrick Hernandez sings "born" sounds like "Bjorn." whaddayawantfromme?
Who. ****ing. Cares.
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:41 PM   #188 (permalink)
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Who. ****ing. Cares.
You cared enough to bitch about it.
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“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:45 PM   #189 (permalink)
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You cared enough to bitch about it.
I just like taking any opportunity I can to take pot shots at you.
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:46 PM   #190 (permalink)
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I just like taking any opportunity I can to take pot.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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