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Old 09-28-2015, 11:50 AM   #171 (permalink)
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Isborn is so unattractive, Chris Hansen wouldn't even do him.
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But The Subway guy would.
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Old 09-28-2015, 12:15 PM   #172 (permalink)
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Isborn thinks his name is edgy, but he doesn't realize that his name falls under the category of "so retarded that even special ed kids make fun of it."
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Old 09-28-2015, 01:48 PM   #173 (permalink)
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Who the **** is Isbjorn?
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Old 09-28-2015, 04:08 PM   #174 (permalink)
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Some loser.
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Old 09-28-2015, 04:18 PM   #175 (permalink)
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My mother is mildly religious and my dad doesn't give a ****. Neeext
And yet you were scared of getting kicked out of your house for listening to Mercyful Fate.
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Old 09-28-2015, 04:19 PM   #176 (permalink)
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And yet you were scared of getting kicked out of your house for listening to Mercyful Fate.
Go easy on the kid, he's barely reached manhood.
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Old 09-28-2015, 04:48 PM   #177 (permalink)
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Go easy on the kid, he's barely reached manhood.
He's not even old enough have sex. He has not reached manhood.
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Old 09-28-2015, 05:01 PM   #178 (permalink)
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Whoever he is, he has his own theme song....


Patrick Hernandez - Bjorn to Be Alive - Official Video (Clip Officiel) - YouTube

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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 09-28-2015, 05:06 PM   #179 (permalink)
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Please leave this thread. You make it suck.
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Old 09-28-2015, 05:29 PM   #180 (permalink)
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If I could ban Nea from this thread, I would.
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