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Old 09-24-2015, 04:38 PM   #131 (permalink)
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Can't we just bang you on the spit and make fun of you at the same time? Kill 3 birds in one thrust.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-24-2015, 11:22 PM   #132 (permalink)
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To be completely fair, that quote goes both ways.

I don't have to apologize for thinking majority of you have been uncreative and boring. I would make a joke relating that to Frownland's music but that joke has already been ran into the ground.

"Frownland's music sucks" That's comedy to you people? That's what you people call wit?

"At least this guy with crayons in his beard that looks absolutely nothing like Frownland knows how to write music!" I'm glad I never payed to see you guys do stand up, this isn't even worth free! Reading that was a waste of my time! I feel as though I have been jipped for sitting through this god damned thread just to read that ****. Holy ****! Are you trying to roast the guy? Because to me it looks like all you did was turn the heat up to an uncomfortable level. Some where, Frownland is sulking because he thought he was getting an ultimate roasting from some top chefs this week. Nope, all he got was a bunch of little girls with their EZ bake ovens. I just hope the next person on the list to get roasted brings a coat so they don't get cold. ****ing roast, my ass. You guys didn't roast him, you didn't fry him, you didn't bake him, you didn't BBQ him, you didn't grill him, you didn't even microwave him. You just pulled him out and left him at room temperature and now we're all starving because the meat has been spoiled. Don't try to tell me that I don't get it because it's an avant-garde roast. You guys just suck.

I'm most disappointed in you Batlord, I thought you were the forum *******.

^I'm only being mean to keep in spirit of the thread, guys.
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Old 09-24-2015, 11:34 PM   #133 (permalink)
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^That's Frownland patiently waiting to be roasted.



^That's Frownland when he realized how unfunny you people are.
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Old 09-24-2015, 11:35 PM   #134 (permalink)
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Everything I could say to Frownland I've already said. And nobody trashed his music as awesomely as I did.

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Old 09-24-2015, 11:36 PM   #135 (permalink)
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^Frownland when that terrible terrible joke about the guy with crayons in his beard knowing how to write music was made.
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Old 09-24-2015, 11:38 PM   #136 (permalink)
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You were one of the more clever ones in comparison, but that doesn't say much.
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Old 09-24-2015, 11:47 PM   #137 (permalink)
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That review was pretty damned funny.


Edit: If you didn't know by now, you can definitely add me to the list of people being roasted.

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Old 09-25-2015, 02:29 AM   #138 (permalink)
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I think you have Chris confused with David Cross.
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Old 09-25-2015, 02:32 AM   #139 (permalink)
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Added Batty and Lucem to the roast list.
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Old 09-25-2015, 04:48 AM   #140 (permalink)
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Added Batty and Lucem to the roast list.
Add me, too. Even though I'm not as well known around here, I'm up for a good forum bashing.
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