The Roast of MusicBanter Members

Neapolitan · 09-22-2015, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

We know you like Korn. That's plenty of ammo.

Did you ever noticed that norg mispells a lot and that his name "norg" spelled backwards is just a misspelling of "groin"?

Key · 09-23-2015, 01:07 AM

Mondo Bungle · 09-23-2015, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki

When Frownland thinks of new music to play, he sits in his room cutting himself, and records the pain in which he screams and yells for help. When that's done, he finds his acoustic guitar, acts like he can play as if he's ever had a single spec of talent, and records that. Once he's done, he finds Mondo Bungle and tells him to follow Frownland around the forum telling other people how great his music is, in exchange for a blowjob. In hindsight, Frownland realizes that his music is terrible and really should stop making so much music, because the more music he makes, the less people want to be near him, which has caused him to start balding due to depression. Honestly, the world would be a much happier place if Frownland decided to rid himself from the earth. However, he can't do that, since he'd probably just record his suicide and release it as an EP.

He offers a lot more than that.

Lucem Ferre · 09-23-2015, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki

This picture was taken after the heart breaking moment when he found the children ditching his pedo van for Batlord's pedo van because Batlord had better candy and Burger King happy meals. He felt so ugly he couldn't even look himself in the mirror to take a proper selfie. He just sat there, trying to play piano with random key pounces that had just the right amount of inharmonious cacophony to give the preacher a head ache. He was banned from the church he took that photo in shortly after. Before slamming the door the preacher told him that God was disgusted with the noises he had made in the church and he could never be forgiven for trying to call it 'music'. The preacher also spit in his face. He tried to return to his 'avant-garde daycare' van but it apparently had been towed. So he journeyed to the homeless shelter. On his way a familiar van with a bat shaped swastika pulled up to the curb and the passenger window rolled down to reveal the boy scout he had a huge crush on. They boy scout asked him if he needed a ride. He happily walked toward the van when a grinning Batlord face crept up from the drivers seat. Batlord licked the boy scout's cheek and called him a loser as they speed off. Strangely, when the speed off they hit a puddle that splashed Frownland and left him soaked even though there had been no rain to cause the puddle and it was actually around 97° F. So he continued off to the homeless shelter. When he arrived the people at the homeless shelter rejected him because the preacher had called them and warned them of the rotten noises he made in the church. He was forced to sleep under a bridge.

RoxyRollah · 09-23-2015, 04:57 AM

Its clear none of you have seen a roast.

Two Spirit · 09-23-2015, 05:05 AM

I wouldn't mind being roasted.

As for Frownland, I can't actually think of a good roast. I guess I'm too nice.

The Batlord · 09-23-2015, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Its clear none of you have seen a roast.

It's clear you've never seen the inside of a classroom.

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

This picture was taken after the heart breaking moment when he found the children ditching his pedo van for Batlord's pedo van because Batlord had better candy and Burger King happy meals. He felt so ugly he couldn't even look himself in the mirror to take a proper selfie. He just sat there, trying to play piano with random key pounces that had just the right amount of inharmonious cacophony to give the preacher a head ache. He was banned from the church he took that photo in shortly after. Before slamming the door the preacher told him that God was disgusted with the noises he had made in the church and he could never be forgiven for trying to call it 'music'. The preacher also spit in his face. He tried to return to his 'avant-garde daycare' van but it apparently had been towed. So he journeyed to the homeless shelter. On his way a familiar van with a bat shaped swastika pulled up to the curb and the passenger window rolled down to reveal the boy scout he had a huge crush on. They boy scout asked him if he needed a ride. He happily walked toward the van when a grinning Batlord face crept up from the drivers seat. Batlord licked the boy scout's cheek and called him a loser as they speed off. Strangely, when the speed off they hit a puddle that splashed Frownland and left him soaked even though there had been no rain to cause the puddle and it was actually around 97° F. So he continued off to the homeless shelter. When he arrived the people at the homeless shelter rejected him because the preacher had called them and warned them of the rotten noises he made in the church. He was forced to sleep under a bridge.

This is all true. It was very hard finding someone who would paint a bat-shaped swastika on my van.

Isbjørn · 09-23-2015, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

So he journeyed to the homeless shelter. On his way a familiar van with a bat shaped swastika pulled up to the curb and the passenger window rolled down to reveal the boy scout he had a huge crush on.

This part nearly made me choke on the fish I was eating, wtf.

**Frownland** · 09-23-2015, 09:28 AM

I kinda remember that night, but I'm pretty sure I made the priest sleep outside while I got free reign of the church.

Key · 09-23-2015, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Its clear none of you have seen a roast.

Always one to criticize, but never to offer anything of value.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I kinda remember that night, but I'm pretty sure I made the priest sleep outside while I got free reign of the church. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153

09-23-2015, 05:05 AM	#96 (permalink)
Two Spirit Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 332	I wouldn't mind being roasted. As for Frownland, I can't actually think of a good roast. I guess I'm too nice.