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08-29-2015, 11:22 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Make The Batlord Do Stuff
You know those old text adventure games where you have to type in commands to get a character to perform actions and go on some quest? And there's little to no explanation of what your objective is, where you are, how to do anything, no graphics, etc?
Well this is The Batlord version. Rules: 1.) I can only perform a single action at a time (i.e. no "do this, and then this, and then this" actions). 2.) The first person to post will be the only one I respond to at any given time. 3.) If I can not perform the action, you're SOL. The next poster after my response still gets dibs, even if it's not you. Let's do this... The Batlord wakes up. He is lying in bed in a dark room. What does he do now?
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08-29-2015, 11:32 AM
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silky smooth
Join Date: Aug 2011
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fap
going for realism here
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08-29-2015, 11:48 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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The Batlord faps to your mother. The Batlord cums. It tastes salty.
What does he do now?
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08-29-2015, 12:00 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Attempt unsuccessful. The Batlord is not a machine.
What does he do now?
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08-29-2015, 12:11 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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The Batlord passes out from exhaustion.
The Batlord wakes up with a sore arm. He is lying in bed in a dark room. What does he do now?
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08-29-2015, 12:15 PM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Cries over his pointless life.
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08-29-2015, 12:25 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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The Batlord attempts sorrow, but knows only glory.
He is lying in bed in a dark room. What does he do now?
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08-29-2015, 12:38 PM
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silky smooth
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fap
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