DwnWthVwls

You guys just suck at this. Hey mentioned a key maker

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Trollheart

I said that, he refused. He's the one who sucks at this. He should be giving us some encouragement to help him do stuff, instead of just putting blank walls up everytime someone tries something. This is why text adventures died out. Who wants to hear "You are on a bed in a dark room. What do you do?"
"I get up."
"You are in the dark."
"I turn on the light."
"You cannot see the light."
"I open my eyes."
"It is still dark".
"I turn on the light."
"You cannot see the light as it is dark."

**** that. No wonder as soon as we were able to move a tiny, glitchy sprite around a four-coloured screen we ditched this **** and moved right on.

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The Batlord

I told you it wasn't plugged in. It's not a very hard puzzle. You're just stupid.

And it's a text adventure game. I'm not supposed to encourage you. I'm supposed to be unhelpful and frustrating.

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Trollheart

OK. My bad. I missed that post, thought the "I'm not your whore" one was you responding to me. You're still a **** though, you know that, right?

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