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Old 08-29-2015, 06:40 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 06:41 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 06:43 PM   #43 (permalink)
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The Batlord has nothing to stab his eyes with.

The Batlord is covered in his own filth in the dark room.

What does he do now?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-29-2015, 06:45 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 06:58 PM   #45 (permalink)
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The Batlord drives his **** and jizz covered fingers into his eyes.

His cybernetic implants regrow his eyes. He is invincible.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-29-2015, 07:20 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 07:31 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 07:35 PM   #48 (permalink)
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The Batlord walks into a wall since it is too dark to see with the lights off.

The Batlord is in the dark room. Covered in bodily waste.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-29-2015, 08:13 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2015, 08:18 PM   #50 (permalink)
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he smells an alligator?
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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