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Old 05-19-2017, 09:28 PM   #171 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:38 PM   #172 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2017, 10:47 AM   #173 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2017, 03:14 PM   #174 (permalink)
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The Batlord is rejuvenated by rest and thoughts of himself. Attempt successful. His penis is now encrusted with dried ejaculate.

He is lying in bed in a dark room.

What does he do now?


Dried spunk encrusted bell-end would be a great username for MB.
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Old 06-21-2017, 03:27 PM   #175 (permalink)
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Or just Dry Spunk.
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Old 06-21-2017, 03:28 PM   #176 (permalink)
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 06-21-2017, 03:33 PM   #177 (permalink)
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Or just Dry Spunk.
You did make a thread saying you were changing your name.

Dried Spunk it is.
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Old 06-21-2017, 03:39 PM   #178 (permalink)
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You did make a thread saying you were changing your name.

Dried Spunk it is.
The Fartlord trumps that shit name.
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Old 07-21-2021, 04:37 PM   #179 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2021, 06:58 AM   #180 (permalink)
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"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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