Make The Batlord Do Stuff

Trollheart · 09-01-2015, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I told you it wasn't plugged in. It's not a very hard puzzle. You're just stupid.

And it's a text adventure game. I'm not supposed to encourage you. I'm supposed to be unhelpful and frustrating.

OK. My bad. I missed that post, thought the "I'm not your whore" one was you responding to me. You're still a **** though, you know that, right?

Isbjørn · 09-01-2015, 02:10 PM

**** this thread. It could have been awesome, but we're on page 14 and the Buttlard is still standing in his room covered in his own sauces.

Trollheart · 09-01-2015, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isbjørn

**** this thread. It could have been awesome, but we're on page 14 and the Buttlard is still standing in his room covered in his own sauces.

My very point. That was his intention though. "As private parts to the Batlord are we; he plays with us for his own sport."

DwnWthVwls · 09-01-2015, 11:35 PM

It's not his fault. It's the people telling him what to do.

If you think this is bad you should try your hand at Twitch Plays Pokemon.

DeadChannel · 09-02-2015, 02:33 AM

Fap

Trollheart · 09-02-2015, 06:21 AM

I think he should ignore posts that tell him to fap. That's what got him in the state he's in at the moment.

If that's the case, then Batty, is the switch on the plugsocket turned on? If not, try the keymaking yoke again.

RoxyRollah · 09-02-2015, 06:37 AM

Fap!

~~Cuthbert~~ · 09-02-2015, 06:57 AM

Roll some tissue up and insert it into your nostrils.

RoxyRollah · 09-02-2015, 07:00 AM

Then fap.

The Batlord · 09-02-2015, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadChannel

Use the desk to break down the door.

The Batlord hurls the desk with the superhuman strength of a The Batlord. It is ineffective.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?

09-01-2015, 02:10 PM	#132 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	**** this thread. It could have been awesome, but we're on page 14 and the Buttlard is still standing in his room covered in his own sauces. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

09-02-2015, 06:21 AM	#136 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	I think he should ignore posts that tell him to fap. That's what got him in the state he's in at the moment. If that's the case, then Batty, is the switch on the plugsocket turned on? If not, try the keymaking yoke again. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

09-02-2015, 02:33 AM	#135 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	Fap

09-02-2015, 06:57 AM	#138 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Roll some tissue up and insert it into your nostrils.