Make The Batlord Do Stuff

The Batlord · 08-31-2015, 03:23 PM

The Batlord refuses. He's not your whore!

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?

**Frownland** · 08-31-2015, 03:26 PM

Rub the walls until you find a weak point/portal to another dimension/door.

The Batlord · 09-01-2015, 02:55 AM

No luck. It. Is. A. Wall. Not a portal to hell. Jesus Christ with these ****ing people.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?

DeadChannel · 09-01-2015, 03:30 AM

Use the desk to break down the door.

Trollheart · 09-01-2015, 06:18 AM

I predict his response: "The Batlord is indeed mighty, but not strong enough to lift a ****ing desk!"

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.
What does he do?

Make this a bit more interesting is what...

DwnWthVwls · 09-01-2015, 07:30 AM

You guys just suck at this. Hey mentioned a key maker

Trollheart · 09-01-2015, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

You guys just suck at this. Hey mentioned a key maker

I said that, he refused. He's the one who sucks at this. He should be giving us some encouragement to help him do stuff, instead of just putting blank walls up everytime someone tries something. This is why text adventures died out. Who wants to hear "You are on a bed in a dark room. What do you do?"
"I get up."
"You are in the dark."
"I turn on the light."
"You cannot see the light."
"I open my eyes."
"It is still dark".
"I turn on the light."
"You cannot see the light as it is dark."

**** that. No wonder as soon as we were able to move a tiny, glitchy sprite around a four-coloured screen we ditched this **** and moved right on.

DwnWthVwls · 09-01-2015, 11:27 AM

you could try plugging the machine in or inspecting it.. I just think you don't know how these games are supposed to go. He's doing fine, the thread is just trolly.

The Batlord · 09-01-2015, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

I said that, he refused.

I told you it wasn't plugged in. It's not a very hard puzzle. You're just stupid.

And it's a text adventure game. I'm not supposed to encourage you. I'm supposed to be unhelpful and frustrating.

Aux-In · 09-01-2015, 12:06 PM

The Batlord calls out for Batman to come and open his door.

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