Vote for the President of Music Banter

Trollheart · 08-24-2015, 10:22 AM

With all these "[insert name here] for prez" thread in the politics subforum, maybe we should be electing a president of the forum? All candidates declare yourselves by this time next Monday, put forward your policies and why we should vote for you. Fun only of course, though it goes without saying that the actual person voted president will have the power of life and death over every single member and can line his or her pockets with dodgy "inner city regeneration" schemes....

Pet_Sounds · 08-24-2015, 11:52 AM

I volunteer Briks.

Key · 08-24-2015, 11:55 AM

Norg.

Chula Vista · 08-24-2015, 12:01 PM

JWB.

Would be fun to see how he'd wield the power.

Trollheart · 08-24-2015, 12:18 PM

Hmm. Names, names, names. But what are these people gonna DO for us? Eh? What's yer policy, Norg, on anything that isn't Korn? Or Briks? Are we all to become Norwegian now, and why have you changed your name back? Is it because Isbjorn would make the electorate realise you're not American? Dirty campaign tricks already; keep it going!

But really, I don't think you can propose someone without them having a valid campaign and, well, being interested. So who wants to step forward? You all know Batty is at the moment on page forty-one of his manifesto....

**Frownland** · 08-24-2015, 12:20 PM

I promise to have soda come out of the water fountains and no more homework.

grindy · 08-24-2015, 12:22 PM

I promise whatever the most popular candidate will promise, plus blackjack and hookers.

**Frownland** · 08-24-2015, 12:23 PM

I will undercut grindy's salary by 20% and save you taxpayer money so you can buy jetpacks and candy bars.

Plankton · 08-24-2015, 12:24 PM

This is kind of funny... just like the real thing, any person elected would have no real power.

**Frownland** · 08-24-2015, 12:26 PM

It's been well documented that Plankton is a highly overrated guy, both in talent and in many other ways.

08-24-2015, 10:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Vote for the President of Music Banter With all these "[insert name here] for prez" thread in the politics subforum, maybe we should be electing a president of the forum? All candidates declare yourselves by this time next Monday, put forward your policies and why we should vote for you. Fun only of course, though it goes without saying that the actual person voted president will have the power of life and death over every single member and can line his or her pockets with dodgy "inner city regeneration" schemes.... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 Last edited by Trollheart; 08-25-2015 at 10:44 AM.

08-24-2015, 11:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	I volunteer Briks. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

08-24-2015, 12:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	JWB. Would be fun to see how he'd wield the power. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

08-24-2015, 12:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Hmm. Names, names, names. But what are these people gonna DO for us? Eh? What's yer policy, Norg, on anything that isn't Korn? Or Briks? Are we all to become Norwegian now, and why have you changed your name back? Is it because Isbjorn would make the electorate realise you're not American? Dirty campaign tricks already; keep it going! But really, I don't think you can propose someone without them having a valid campaign and, well, being interested. So who wants to step forward? You all know Batty is at the moment on page forty-one of his manifesto.... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

08-24-2015, 12:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I promise to have soda come out of the water fountains and no more homework. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-24-2015, 11:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Norg.

08-24-2015, 12:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I promise whatever the most popular candidate will promise, plus blackjack and hookers. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

08-24-2015, 12:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I will undercut grindy's salary by 20% and save you taxpayer money so you can buy jetpacks and candy bars. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-24-2015, 12:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	This is kind of funny... just like the real thing, any person elected would have no real power. __________________ See location...

08-24-2015, 12:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	It's been well documented that Plankton is a highly overrated guy, both in talent and in many other ways. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x