Vote for the President of Music Banter
 

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With all these "[insert name here] for prez" thread in the politics subforum, maybe we should be electing a president of the forum? All candidates declare yourselves by this time next Monday, put forward your policies and why we should vote for you. Fun only of course, though it goes without saying that the actual person voted president will have the power of life and death over every single member and can line his or her pockets with dodgy "inner city regeneration" schemes....

I volunteer Briks.

Norg.

JWB.

Would be fun to see how he'd wield the power.

Hmm. Names, names, names. But what are these people gonna DO for us? Eh? What's yer policy, Norg, on anything that isn't Korn? Or Briks? Are we all to become Norwegian now, and why have you changed your name back? Is it because Isbjorn would make the electorate realise you're not American? Dirty campaign tricks already; keep it going!

But really, I don't think you can propose someone without them having a valid campaign and, well, being interested. So who wants to step forward? You all know Batty is at the moment on page forty-one of his manifesto....

I promise to have soda come out of the water fountains and no more homework.

I promise whatever the most popular candidate will promise, plus blackjack and hookers.

I will undercut grindy's salary by 20% and save you taxpayer money so you can buy jetpacks and candy bars.

This is kind of funny... just like the real thing, any person elected would have no real power.

It's been well documented that Plankton is a highly overrated guy, both in talent and in many other ways.

I will undercut Frownie's already undercut salary by another 20%.
Also the jetpacks and candy bars will be given away for free.
Also blackjack and hookers.

Obviously Tore or Bernie Sanders.

Hookers? Please, the entertainment that I will provide to my constituents will be free and will have only one or fewer STDs.

*takes a bow*

I see my reputation is in tact then.

In that case I nominate Administrator.

hehehe

I'd love to see a debate between Bat and JWB. It'd be like Trump and Deez Nuts goin at it.

With your support, I will discover the truth about Area 51.

Vote Batlord, or the New World Order wins.

Plankton is NOT a war hero...

Also, I love the idea of a presidential debate. If we get enough candidates then that would definitely be a goer.

I come from a long line of Shriners, and in fact many men in my family have held honorable positions in the invite-only sect known as the Royal Order of the Jesters.

See my mod campaign for more details on why I should be your president. Obviously I should be.

Mirth is King,

Carpe Mortem

Well, rumour has it you're hot, so I'd vote for you...

I'm in the race. I will legalize weed and tax billionaires in the butt. Vote for me, or you're a pedophobe.

only if i'm trump

plus i would son batlord easily... he worships me

This is futile...God named me queen.

Cake for all the little people.

Yeah, but there is no god.

So we look to have a three-party system then? Isbjorn is running on a campaign of legalising weed and taxing the rich, jwb is running on a campaign of being jwb and Batty is planning to sell us all out to our insect overlords at Area 51 oops! I've said too much. Look into this light --- FLASH! There we go!

So, the front runners would appear to be
The Batlord
Isbjorn
JWB
Carpe
Frownland

Anyone else in the running?

Let the bribes, mud-slinging, paid advertisements and character assassination begin!

Not sure if your reading skillz are up to par here, since you clearly missed a large portion of what's been posted:

Frown is running on the low end STD campaign, Carpe is running on the strength of her wannabe Mod capabilities (be careful what you wish for), and Briks is counting on the pedo's to pull through for him.

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by god i assume you mean ronald reagan

and you're forgetting the 'welfare' portion of your title

:laughing:

Sorry, listening to all this metal is softening my brain... updated now. Cool image by the way! I'm going to put that in the OP.

Anyone else wants to declare your candidacy, there's still time...

If you elect me to be president of MB, I will strip away with the mods, especially Exo I'd ban him immediately. Then I will do nothing but just hold the title of president of MB

JWB is an admitted homosexual. Don't let the homosexual agenda dictate the course of this site (any more than it already has, at least).

I'm attracted to Batty's homophobic policy, but then JTF plans a cull of mods. Hmm. But then my own lovely Vanilla would be up against the wall (nobody please make the obvious joke...)

I'm torn. You both make good points.
So JTF is throwing his hat into the ring? Do we need a faceless president? One who, for some unknown and no doubt sinister reason, even so wears glasses, when he has no eyes?

i am a bisexual with a strong preference for women

where as batlord is a closet case who makes no effort to get women and has admitted to engaging in homosexual behavior

when questioned about his so called straight status, batlord defended this apparent discrepancy by saying "well, it's not like i went looking for gay sex. he was just there and he was like hey wanna suck this? and i was like well, sure why not"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I mean it's not really funny. But when you put it that way, it is.

Really funny.

I will let you all shower me with gifts when I'm elected office.

Everyone knows there's no such thing as bisexual men. You're just gay.

Correction: I make no effort to get ANYONE.

I don't see why being drunk and bored isn't a valid excuse.

Vote for me.

Wanna be my vp? Then they can shower with both of us. We'll be unstoppable.

Done! I am easily bought.

You can add hookers to my resume now. Suck on that, grindy.