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Old 08-25-2015, 11:51 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Everyone knows there's no such thing as bisexual men. You're just gay.
by "everyone" he means everyone who is in denial about their own blatant bisexuality

batlord, you have offered to let me **** you in the past. i was flattered by the offer, although you're not really my type buddy.

when i'm drunk and bored i post bull**** on mb and watch old reruns of cops online. when batlord is bored and drunk his sexual orientation mysteriously fades away. the man is clearly confused. he can't even decide whether or not he wants to engage in gay sex, and yet this is the man you want to lead this forum?
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Old 08-25-2015, 11:57 AM   #42 (permalink)
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You can add hookers to my resume now. Suck on that, grindy.
Forgot about grindy.
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Old 08-25-2015, 11:58 AM   #43 (permalink)
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You can add hookers to my resume now. Suck on that, grindy.
That's Madame Hooker to you,bitch.

I just want it to be known I agreed to co chair because I am not a power hungry glutton like the rest of you monsters.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 08-25-2015, 11:59 AM   #44 (permalink)
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I vote for non-gay presidents, always.
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Old 08-25-2015, 12:03 PM   #45 (permalink)
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So you'll be showering with us then?
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Old 08-25-2015, 12:04 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Vote for me and my damn hooker.
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Old 08-25-2015, 12:05 PM   #47 (permalink)
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That's Madame Hooker to you,bitch.

I just want it to be known I agreed to co chair because I am not a power hungry glutton like the rest of you monsters.
i actually never stated my intention to run for office... my fans nominated me on my behalf because the people demand jwb

but tbh it sounds like this title holds no real power so i am indifferent as to whether or not you give it to me, i just wanna be in the debates so i can smear all the other candidates
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Old 08-25-2015, 12:05 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I vote for the goat.

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Old 08-25-2015, 12:06 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Forgot about grindy.
I can't compete with those guys.
But I'm willing to be the shadowy figure secretly controlling ****, zionistly occupying the government and all that.
I also probably have a german accent which will add to the ominousness.
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Old 08-25-2015, 12:07 PM   #50 (permalink)
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I vote for the goat.
Separation of church and state dude. We cannot elect our goat lord.
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