Stoats = cuter than goats

So, we're voting based on cuteness now?

You say this like there is any other reason to vote.

Yes.

OMG look at his little tail!

http://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img...toat-grass.jpg

OMG two stoats!

http://www.uksafari.com/jpeg3/stoat03.jpg

OMG it's jumping!

http://www.discoverwildlife.com/site.../stoat%203.jpg

Meet GOAT©!'s running mate:

http://hinhanhnen.biz/hinhanh/tt/131...-coc-thumb.jpg

Ew. Creepy. It's eyes are a window to its soullessness.

It's not like Goat isn't cute as **** by itself.

http://pioneersettler.com/wp-content...s-Photo-28.jpg

Using children to further Goat's political aims? Pathetic.

^^^This, my friends, is the gesture of a defeated disgrace of a human being, desperately trying to pull the political rug from beneath the very ground with which you stand. Pay no mind to his skulduggery, and take pride in knowing that you know that we know that you know that there is only one true choice:

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...psl4shz7ap.jpg

Have you ever seen a goat's eyes? Pure evil.

http://lazypenguins.com/wp-content/u...4/07/Goats.jpg