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Old 09-14-2015, 08:08 PM   #391 (permalink)
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Don't be a GOATSE! Vote Isbjørn!
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I vote for Isbjorn...

to change his shitty avatar.

Also, don't be a GOATSE.
Agreed. This slander will not stand without consequences.
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Old 09-15-2015, 11:09 AM   #392 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2015, 04:19 PM   #393 (permalink)
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Needs a "m".
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Old 09-15-2015, 05:42 PM   #394 (permalink)
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It works much better as a slogan the way it is.

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Old 09-16-2015, 02:55 PM   #396 (permalink)
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If GOAT expects to win, he will need a charismatic running mate capable of smacking down the opposition--whether in a debate or in the ring. If GOAT wants my vote, I will accept nothing less than Carl Weathers for VP...

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Old 09-17-2015, 04:20 AM   #397 (permalink)
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If GOAT expects to win, he will need a charismatic running mate capable of smacking down the opposition--whether in a debate or in the ring. If GOAT wants my vote, I will accept nothing less than Carl Weathers for VP...
If Carl Weathers is his VP, GOAT has my vote.
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Old 09-17-2015, 07:42 AM   #398 (permalink)
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After much deliberation (and some conjecture), Team GOAT!© was unable to contact Carl Weathers for an inquiry as to whether or not he'd be available as running mate. But! After poring through scores of possible candidates worthy of this title, Team GOAT!© believes they have a suitable match. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, our newest member of Team GOAT!©... the incomparable, inimitable, unrivaled ex-future-President-of-the-free-world-ready-to-take-on-the-role-as-VP:

Future Vice President of MB - Mr. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho!

His track record speaks for itself:




This message has been approved by GOAT!©, Team GOAT!©, and it's subsidiaries.
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Old 09-17-2015, 08:12 AM   #399 (permalink)
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Vote for The Batlord/Justthefacts. We will expand Music Banter's boarders, through swift and overwhelming military force, to include Music Discussions, Music Chat, Drowned in Sound, and any other music forums foolish enough to be on page one of a Yahoo search for "music forum".

If the conquered territories resist, their members will be infracted, and their forums subject to the tyranny of Tore's proposed rule changes. Those who accept their new overlords will be allowed to pay an exorbitant tax, which will be fairly distributed amongst the members of Music Banter (after half is given to the President and Vice President of course).

And finally, we shall declare everlasting war with Google. When our victory is complete, Larry Page and Sergey Brin will be publicly executed.
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Old 09-17-2015, 08:38 AM   #400 (permalink)
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Froxxy is to high to keep up with bull****.

Nudes Or gtfo.
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