Vote for the President of Music Banter

The Batlord · 08-25-2015, 11:26 AM

JWB is an admitted homosexual. Don't let the homosexual agenda dictate the course of this site (any more than it already has, at least).

Trollheart · 08-25-2015, 11:29 AM

I'm attracted to Batty's homophobic policy, but then JTF plans a cull of mods. Hmm. But then my own lovely Vanilla would be up against the wall (nobody please make the obvious joke...)

I'm torn. You both make good points.
So JTF is throwing his hat into the ring? Do we need a faceless president? One who, for some unknown and no doubt sinister reason, even so wears glasses, when he has no eyes?

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 08-25-2015, 11:32 AM

i am a bisexual with a strong preference for women

where as batlord is a closet case who makes no effort to get women and has admitted to engaging in homosexual behavior

when questioned about his so called straight status, batlord defended this apparent discrepancy by saying "well, it's not like i went looking for gay sex. he was just there and he was like hey wanna suck this? and i was like well, sure why not"

Chula Vista · 08-25-2015, 11:36 AM

I mean it's not really funny. But when you put it that way, it is.

Really funny.

**Frownland** · 08-25-2015, 11:36 AM

I will let you all shower me with gifts when I'm elected office.

The Batlord · 08-25-2015, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

i am a bisexual with a strong preference for women

Everyone knows there's no such thing as bisexual men. You're just gay.

Quote:

where as batlord is a closet case who makes no effort to get women and has admitted to engaging in homosexual behavior

Correction: I make no effort to get ANYONE.

Quote:

when questioned about his so called straight status, batlord defended this apparent discrepancy by saying "well, it's not like i went looking for gay sex. he was just there and he was like hey wanna suck this? and i was like well, sure why not"

I don't see why being drunk and bored isn't a valid excuse.

RoxyRollah · 08-25-2015, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ROXOFOXODILE

I will let you all shower with me when I'm elected office.

Vote for me.

**Frownland** · 08-25-2015, 11:48 AM

Wanna be my vp? Then they can shower with both of us. We'll be unstoppable.

RoxyRollah · 08-25-2015, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Wanna be my vp? Then they can shower with both of us. We'll be unstoppable.

Done! I am easily bought.

**Frownland** · 08-25-2015, 11:49 AM

You can add hookers to my resume now. Suck on that, grindy.

08-25-2015, 11:29 AM	#32 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	I'm attracted to Batty's homophobic policy, but then JTF plans a cull of mods. Hmm. But then my own lovely Vanilla would be up against the wall (nobody please make the obvious joke...) I'm torn. You both make good points. So JTF is throwing his hat into the ring? Do we need a faceless president? One who, for some unknown and no doubt sinister reason, even so wears glasses, when he has no eyes? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

08-25-2015, 11:36 AM	#34 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	I mean it's not really funny. But when you put it that way, it is. Really funny. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

08-25-2015, 11:36 AM	#35 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I will let you all shower me with gifts when I'm elected office. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-25-2015, 11:48 AM	#38 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Wanna be my vp? Then they can shower with both of us. We'll be unstoppable. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-25-2015, 11:49 AM	#40 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You can add hookers to my resume now. Suck on that, grindy. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-25-2015, 11:32 AM	#33 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	i am a bisexual with a strong preference for women where as batlord is a closet case who makes no effort to get women and has admitted to engaging in homosexual behavior when questioned about his so called straight status, batlord defended this apparent discrepancy by saying "well, it's not like i went looking for gay sex. he was just there and he was like hey wanna suck this? and i was like well, sure why not"