Vote for the President of Music Banter

~~ChelseaDagger~~ · 08-28-2015, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Right but lets get to the part where you actually over stepped a boundary that you ultimately had no idea whether or not would be tolerable with me. I was making it known that if you were going be countess under Froxxy's 8 years of debauchery and giggles that hangings are not acceptable. You went down the road of comparing me to a "brown paper bag". Insinuating that Im not black. Well my birth certificate says negro female.If you want to sound like you know something call me what I am, a mulatto. Just because Im skilled in the fine arts of wigs, falls, weaves, flat irons and curling wands doesn't make me any less black then the next black person. It doesn't mean the word ****** doesn't get to me, don't mean that I don't hurt to know that for the first 100+ years of the awesome country's inception that I would have been considered an animal if not worse because I ultimately have no real place. Never white enough for the whites and ain't black enough for blacks. So don't try and insult my intelligence by exsplaing away your faux pas under the guise of "oh you just didn't get it".

The "hanging chad" comment was a purely political one that had nothing to do with race. You brought the race factor in by replying, "Hanging? You know I'm black right?" I thought your comment was said in jest (like you were pretending to take offense over an obviously political joke) so I made a reference to another election joke made by the funniest African-American comedian who ever lived (no offense to the Eddie Murphey fans out there; but Dave is funnier!)

Both quips were election jokes and were intended as such. If anything, the second joke was intended as more of a gender quip. I'm a biracial female myself (but its Cherokee and Swiss) so I didn't think you would take it that way so I do apologize for not wording it differently.

Edit: it's only fair that I reword it for you instead of just just saying I should. "You might be half black, but you're fully female. Therefore, the gender card might be more effective campaign-wise." Any good campaign advisor would have told you the same thing. After all, we've already had a biracial president; but a female president?? That's a powerful campaigning edge.

Plankton · 08-28-2015, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Me and my VP The Batlord have actually uncovered Plankton's computer database and indeed he does watch male-on-goat porn. Do you want your President to be taking care of you, or watching bestiality porn. You decide America, you decide.

More petty, slanderous propaganda from a desperate denizen of the evil corrupt.

GOAT!© is immune to your accusations. GOAT!© is unwavering. GOAT!© is solid.

Let it be known that from this point forward, all slanderous acts will be dealt with swift and decisive action. GOAT!© must be protected from such an onslaught of heinous insinuations. Justice will always prevail.

**Frownland** · 08-28-2015, 07:47 AM

Nobody is slandering you, Plankton.

fiddler · 08-28-2015, 07:51 AM

Yall are all disqualified, he said put yourself in not someone else. Which is why as president I will eliminate the swear filter, put batty as the official pr person, and beat anybody else's price on any car in the lot.

**Frownland** · 08-28-2015, 07:53 AM

Vote Froxxy 2016. You can trust us, we're not cops.

Plankton · 08-28-2015, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Nobody is slandering you, Plankton.

We're talkin 'bout GOAT!© here. You mess with GOAT!©, and you mess with me. You don't want that.

**Frownland** · 08-28-2015, 08:01 AM

Nobody slandered mr goatse either.

RoxyRollah · 08-28-2015, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Vote Froxxy 2016. You can trust us, we're not cops.

Plankton · 08-28-2015, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by fiddler

Yall are all disqualified, he said put yourself in not someone else. Which is why as president I will eliminate the swear filter, put batty as the official pr person, and beat anybody else's price on any car in the lot.

Some points of interest:

You'll need access to the server and the vBulletin code to make any changes to the swear filter. That ain't happening.
Bat as a PR person would make this place a ghost town inside of a week.
I don't know where you think you are, but this ain't no freakin used car lot. Put the bong down.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Vote Froxxy 2016. You can trust us, we're not cops.

Yeah, sure. Just take a look at all the lies you tried to spread about GOAT!©. You're lucky GOAT!© is a forgiving GOAT!©.

But I'm not.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Nobody slandered mr goatse either.

All those lies are on record, and if any of you brats think you can just go back and delete them all, think again. I can see all deleted posts.

**Frownland** · 08-28-2015, 08:07 AM

It's just your word against mine mate. We have established that goat does exist though.

08-28-2015, 07:47 AM	#303 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Nobody is slandering you, Plankton. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-28-2015, 07:51 AM	#304 (permalink)
fiddler Music Addict Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 242	Yall are all disqualified, he said put yourself in not someone else. Which is why as president I will eliminate the swear filter, put batty as the official pr person, and beat anybody else's price on any car in the lot. __________________ Every being is intelligent. But if you measure a fish's intelligence on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live forever thinking it's stupid.

08-28-2015, 07:53 AM	#305 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Vote Froxxy 2016. You can trust us, we're not cops. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-28-2015, 08:01 AM	#307 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Nobody slandered mr goatse either. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-28-2015, 08:07 AM	#310 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	It's just your word against mine mate. We have established that goat does exist though. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x