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Old 08-27-2015, 11:11 PM   #291 (permalink)
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Tl;dr vote Roxxy 2016
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Old 08-27-2015, 11:22 PM   #292 (permalink)
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Mr. President your car is here. I suggest you resume campaigning in the morning..
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Old 08-27-2015, 11:28 PM   #293 (permalink)
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MB needs a person who's addicted to a lot of drugs to make things interesting. I'm your man.

Froxxy 2016
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Old 08-27-2015, 11:33 PM   #294 (permalink)
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MB needs a person who's whose's enthusiastic about a lot of drugs to make things interesting. I'm your man.

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Good night dear .
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Old 08-27-2015, 11:36 PM   #295 (permalink)
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I just nodded out and woke back up. So good morning I guess?
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Old 08-28-2015, 12:46 AM   #296 (permalink)
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Me and my VP The Batlord have actually uncovered Plankton's computer database and indeed he does watch male-on-goat porn. Do you want your President to be taking care of you, or watching bestiality porn. You decide America, you decide.
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Old 08-28-2015, 12:50 AM   #297 (permalink)
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Me and my VP The Batlord have actually uncovered Plankton's computer database and indeed he does watch male-on-goat porn. Do you want your President to be taking care of you, or watching bestiality porn. You decide America, you decide.
What's with all the zoophobia, bigot?

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Old 08-28-2015, 05:35 AM   #298 (permalink)
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I see that John Wilkes Booth has been banned. Even though I was running against him in the race, I find this totally unacceptable. When a candidate becomes a threat to the establisment, you can't just take him out of the race. Democracy now!
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Old 08-28-2015, 06:45 AM   #299 (permalink)
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This is the part where you grit your teeth, kiss my babies and give me a pretty pin...while silently plotting my gratuitously gruesome demise after you take power.

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We have too many of them.

Note to Roxy: I don't know of course but I think Chelsea was speaking in character as a political opponent/analyst, I think it may have been a (badly chosen) joke, like if she'd said "Who wants an Irish president? You guys needed the IMF to bail you out!" if I were running. Yes, it was a badly-chosen racial slur but I doubt it was intended as such, at least I hope not.

Further note: how do people want to do these debates? List of questions, each candidate posts answers or some sort of group Skype thing (ooh! Sounds sexy!) in which you rip each other a new one while I watch and rub my hands gleefully?
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Old 08-28-2015, 07:03 AM   #300 (permalink)
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