Plankton |
08-27-2015 08:35 AM |
Ladies and Gentlemen! I now announce to you the first real life GOAT!© simulator!
See, hear, and feel what it's like to be the next, albeit first, President of MB now! That's right! You can now play the role of GOAT!© on your very own PC, Mac, or Xbox! Delve deep into GOAT!©'s psyche as you tackle the top issues of our current political landscape. You'll take on such issues as:
- Head Butting
- Blowing **** up
- Large scale havoc
- Small scale havoc
- Trampolines
- Licking things
...and much, much more!
Act now, and receive full exculpation when the GOAT!© becomes our inevitable overlord for the next world order. You'll receive such benefits as those who followed Vlad the Impaler, and Matthias Corvinus. I know I don't want a spear shoved up my ass. So, get on board and play this exciting new fun filled game while you vote GOAT!©!
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