by "everyone" he means everyone who is in denial about their own blatant bisexuality

batlord, you have offered to let me **** you in the past. i was flattered by the offer, although you're not really my type buddy.

when i'm drunk and bored i post bull**** on mb and watch old reruns of cops online. when batlord is bored and drunk his sexual orientation mysteriously fades away. the man is clearly confused. he can't even decide whether or not he wants to engage in gay sex, and yet this is the man you want to lead this forum?

Forgot about grindy.

That's Madame Hooker to you,bitch.

I just want it to be known I agreed to co chair because I am not a power hungry glutton like the rest of you monsters.

I vote for non-gay presidents, always.

So you'll be showering with us then?

Vote for me and my damn hooker.

i actually never stated my intention to run for office... my fans nominated me on my behalf because the people demand jwb

but tbh it sounds like this title holds no real power so i am indifferent as to whether or not you give it to me, i just wanna be in the debates so i can smear all the other candidates

I vote for the goat.

http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/...goat_rend1.png

I can't compete with those guys.
But I'm willing to be the shadowy figure secretly controlling ****, zionistly occupying the government and all that.
I also probably have a german accent which will add to the ominousness.

Separation of church and state dude. We cannot elect our goat lord.

Only if Plankton's big veiny slug is involved.

Your smear tactics will not stick as Frowns and I are squeaky clean.

so you say.

Frownland &RoxyRollah showering together since 2013.

**** the Establishment Clause. I vote Goat.

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...pszsbps742.jpg

:laughing:

I'll be dead or in jail if the goat wins.

Vote for Josef K for true socialism on MB:

• Mandatory reeducation camps for people who listen to prog and/or Billy Joel
• Pot for every chicken
• "Make fun of new members with **** taste" contest
• Nationalize Trollheart
• Redistribution of post counts
• Tax incentives for the establishment of worker cooperatives in Journaltown (this was Briks's idea)
• Make Briks change his name back to Briks

All prog or just lame-ass neoprog/progmetal?

That's a fair clarification. Mostly the latter but we'll decide on a case-by-case basis.

I'm a rollin' stone, dude.

You've had that avatar so long, I can't remember if you even like Billy Joel. You might hate Billy Joel, but it just feels like you should like Billy Joel.

I will not vote for Billy Joel.

Also goat is doing poorly in bringing I the elderly demographic. That's the group most likely to vote so he's gotta up his game.

Yeah but he sells out Madison Square Garden each week?

And? The fact that he has so many followers reflects poorly on the process of democracy.

The Batlord declares eternal war on Billy Joel.

Vote Batlord or you'll be singin' a song on a piano, man.

Actually he's pretty popular with the elderly.
Plankton is a goat supporter.
Chula is on board, trying to convince people subliminaly/with reverse psychology.
And... that's all so far.

I hate Billy Joel.
Oh yeah I'll add that to my platform. Thanks Bat.

I'm undecided yet.
I will only vote for a candidate who has somewhat rectangular pupils though.

I have eyes how's that?

It's a start.
If it turns out none of the other candidates has eyes at all I'll vote for you.

(Gee, I hope I don't sound eyecist.)

But I'll shower with you tho.

I only shower with lifeforms who have somewhat rectangular pupils though.

The Batlord will kidnap someone, conduct emergency Lasik eye surgery, and set them up as his figurehead.

look deep into my eyes.......voteFrownRollah

Vote Joseph the Batlord.

Dunno... I'd vote for Goatland, Frowngoat, GoatyRollah or RoxyGoatah though.
I'd even vote for the ****ing The Goatlord.

If you vote for me, I'll personally write out a $1,000,000 check to you