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Old 08-25-2015, 04:52 PM   #111 (permalink)
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What is the correct grammatical solution here?
Go back and delete that entire post, then Vote Goat!©.
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Old 08-25-2015, 05:17 PM   #112 (permalink)
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1. Legalization of marijuana for use in The Lounge
Like this would change anything
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2. Taxing billionaires right in the nuts
What billionaires?
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3. Getting Josef K to change his avatar
4. Tax incentives for the establishment of worker cooperatives in Journaltown
I support these two. Will add the latter to my platform.
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Old 08-25-2015, 05:58 PM   #113 (permalink)
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With the Froxxy ticket vote, you will have an endless supply of drugs, sex, and whatever else people like.
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Old 08-25-2015, 06:00 PM   #114 (permalink)
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With the Froxxy ticket vote, you will have an endless supply of drugs, sex, and whatever else people like.
We also doll out the rock, cos that's how we roll....

Froxxy 2016.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 08-25-2015, 06:04 PM   #115 (permalink)
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We will also inform you about how lovely your body parts are on a regular basis.

This is a win win win win (threw in a fourth win for the lurkers).
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Old 08-25-2015, 06:10 PM   #116 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2015, 06:11 PM   #117 (permalink)
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We will also find Urban and force him to post with us at gunpoint.
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Old 08-25-2015, 06:12 PM   #118 (permalink)
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I spoke with him this morning darling. I think we are way classier than the Clintons btw.
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Old 08-25-2015, 06:16 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Vote for Josef K for true socialism on MB:
  • Mandatory reeducation camps for people who listen to prog and/or Billy Joel
  • Pot for every chicken
  • "Make fun of new members with **** taste" contest
  • Nationalize Trollheart
  • Redistribution of post counts
  • Tax incentives for the establishment of worker cooperatives in Journaltown (this was Briks's idea)
  • Make Briks change his name back to Briks
How are you going to nationalise me?
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If you vote for me, I'll personally write out a $1,000,000 check to you
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Free beer!
Why? Who has imprisoned beer???
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Mother, should I run for president?
You're too young, but definitely don't trust the government. They may try to break your balls, so perhaps building a wall might be advisable.

Do we actually want to set a date for voting to begin? Platforms are a little confused and interchangeable at the moment, but when it settles down...

Also, as for not having power, I'm sure we can ask someone like Plankton to design a really cool presidential seal which the winner can then proudly make into their avatar?
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Old 08-25-2015, 06:19 PM   #120 (permalink)
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How are you going to nationalise me?

But it will of course be postdated to 2044

Why? Who has imprisoned beer???

You're too young, but definitely don't trust the government. They may try to break your balls, so perhaps building a wall might be advisable.

Do we actually want to set a date for voting to begin? Platforms are a little confused and interchangeable at the moment, but when it settles down...

Also, as for not having power, I'm sure we can ask someone like Plankton to design a really cool presidential seal which the winner can then proudly make into their avatar?
So we have your vote than? I always knew you were a wise man, have you gotten taller?
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