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08-25-2015 05:16 PM |
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Originally Posted by Josef K
(Post 1629419)
Vote for Josef K for true socialism on MB: - Mandatory reeducation camps for people who listen to prog and/or Billy Joel
- Pot for every chicken
- "Make fun of new members with **** taste" contest
- Nationalize Trollheart
- Redistribution of post counts
- Tax incentives for the establishment of worker cooperatives in Journaltown (this was Briks's idea)
- Make Briks change his name back to Briks
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How are you going to nationalise me?
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Originally Posted by Justthefacts
(Post 1629511)
If you vote for me, I'll personally write out a $1,000,000 check to you
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But it will of course be postdated to 2044
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
(Post 1629519)
Free beer!
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Why? Who has imprisoned beer??? :yikes:
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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds
(Post 1629570)
Mother, should I run for president?
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You're too young, but definitely don't trust the government. They may try to break your balls, so perhaps building a wall might be advisable.
Do we actually want to set a date for voting to begin? Platforms are a little confused and interchangeable at the moment, but when it settles down...
Also, as for not having power, I'm sure we can ask someone like Plankton to design a really cool presidential seal which the winner can then proudly make into their avatar?
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