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View Poll Results: Farts or Sh*t?
Farts 6 50.00%
Sh*t 2 16.67%
Ew... 4 33.33%
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 08-19-2015, 01:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2015, 01:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Gotta go with farts.
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Old 08-19-2015, 01:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What a weird, ****ed-up question.






Obviously farts.
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Old 08-19-2015, 01:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2015, 02:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I don't eat a whole lot of meat, so my farts are weak, but my shit stinks all to high heaven, and I've been known to inhale the occasional aroma of fecés à la Batlord.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-19-2015, 05:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I don't eat a whole lot of meat, so my farts are weak, but my shit stinks all to high heaven, and I've been known to inhale the occasional aroma of fecés à la Batlord.
In the spirit of this somehow not being enough information, do you prefer to experience this aroma via porcelain bowl or paper vessel?
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Old 08-19-2015, 06:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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In the spirit of this somehow not being enough information, do you prefer to experience this aroma via porcelain bowl or paper vessel?
I'm assuming by paper vessel you mean toilet paper? I'm a traditionalist. I prefer to drop some serious brick -- preferably till it breaks the surface of the toilet water -- and then bask in my stench. Courtesy flushes are for the weak.
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Old 08-19-2015, 09:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Farts. If I can clear a room with my stench, it's a good day.
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Old 08-19-2015, 11:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2015, 09:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
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This thread made me seriously consider leaving MB.

Have we ran out of subject matters to talk about that now we're literally talking about our sh*t?

Oh im srry, how proud we are of our sh*t, goddamn it Batlord you lowered the bar so much that now it's buried in sh*t.
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