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The Batlord 08-19-2015 12:48 PM
What Are You More Proud Of? The Smell of Your Farts, or the Smell of Your Sh*t?
 
Well?

Machine 08-19-2015 12:50 PM
Gotta go with farts.

grindy 08-19-2015 12:54 PM
What a weird, ****ed-up question.






Obviously farts.

Mr. Charlie 08-19-2015 12:55 PM
I dislike both.

The Batlord 08-19-2015 01:02 PM
I don't eat a whole lot of meat, so my farts are weak, but my shit stinks all to high heaven, and I've been known to inhale the occasional aroma of fecés à la Batlord.

ChelseaDagger 08-19-2015 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1627556)
I don't eat a whole lot of meat, so my farts are weak, but my shit stinks all to high heaven, and I've been known to inhale the occasional aroma of fecés à la Batlord.
In the spirit of this somehow not being enough information, do you prefer to experience this aroma via porcelain bowl or paper vessel?

The Batlord 08-19-2015 05:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1627616)
In the spirit of this somehow not being enough information, do you prefer to experience this aroma via porcelain bowl or paper vessel?
I'm assuming by paper vessel you mean toilet paper? I'm a traditionalist. I prefer to drop some serious brick -- preferably till it breaks the surface of the toilet water -- and then bask in my stench. Courtesy flushes are for the weak.

Key 08-19-2015 08:54 PM
Farts. If I can clear a room with my stench, it's a good day.

Oriphiel 08-19-2015 10:10 PM
I voted for shit. :laughing:

Black Francis 08-20-2015 08:46 AM
This thread made me seriously consider leaving MB. :p:

Have we ran out of subject matters to talk about that now we're literally talking about our sh*t?

Oh im srry, how proud we are of our sh*t, goddamn it Batlord you lowered the bar so much that now it's buried in sh*t.

Isbjørn 08-20-2015 09:12 AM
http://i.imgur.com/K7L6eYr.gif

The Batlord 08-20-2015 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1627722)
This thread made me seriously considering leaving MB. :p:

Have we ran out of subject matters to talk about that now we're literally talking about our sh*t?

Oh im srry, how proud we are of our sh*t, goddamn it Batlord you lowered the bar so much that now it's buried in sh*t.
That was the intention.

Key 08-20-2015 09:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1627722)
This thread made me seriously considering leaving MB. :p:

Have we ran out of subject matters to talk about that now we're literally talking about our sh*t?

Oh im srry, how proud we are of our sh*t, goddamn it Batlord you lowered the bar so much that now it's buried in sh*t.
It's Batlord, what do you expect?

The Batlord 08-20-2015 10:02 AM
The Batlord: bringing down MB property values since 2011.

RoxyRollah 08-20-2015 10:23 AM
Sadly its not just you^....The whole neighborhood has gone to pot.

Black Francis 08-20-2015 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1627730)
It's Batlord, what do you expect?
I expect this thread to be derailed to a long argument about communism.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...rs-crossed.gif

The Batlord 08-20-2015 11:05 AM
With a Hitler meme.

Trollheart 08-20-2015 01:38 PM
As you wish. And within the context of the theme.... god help us...
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kfyHUrL2O6g/hqdefault.jpg
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Z4Xzt1By2I/hqdefault.jpg
http://somecamerunning.typepad.com/....f8e13c5970c-pi

The Batlord 08-20-2015 02:13 PM
Was that a Hitler dad joke? I think the world just imploded.

Key 08-20-2015 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1627803)
Was that a Hitler dad joke? I think the world just imploded.
It was. And it was done really well, too.

DwnWthVwls 08-20-2015 07:39 PM
So this is okay but we can't have a discussion about f*cking animals?

The Batlord 08-20-2015 07:46 PM
Urban's gone, remember? No more locked threads on subjects he just doesn't like.

Neapolitan 08-20-2015 08:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/h5kFffO.png?1

Scarlett O'Hara 08-21-2015 02:21 AM
I voted farts, mine are loud and deadly. Can kill budgies. I made a thread about pooping on here.

DwnWthVwls 08-21-2015 08:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1627888)
Urban's gone, remember? No more locked threads on subjects he just doesn't like.
Yeh but now we have an Exo. And Pete locked that necropedophilia thread.

Isbjørn 08-21-2015 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1627747)
I expect this thread to be derailed to a long argument about communism.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...rs-crossed.gif
Fidel Castro doesn't poop. Nor does he fart.

Black Francis 08-21-2015 01:50 PM
Sure he does it's just he poops fine cuban cigars.

Isbjørn 08-21-2015 02:35 PM
https://m.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments...se_immigrants/

The Batlord 08-21-2015 04:16 PM
Three pages. MB is functioning as normal.

Key 09-23-2015 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1628090)
Three pages. MB is functioning as normal.
*fart*

Two Spirit 09-23-2015 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1628090)
Three pages. MB is functioning as normal.
Now four.


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