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View Poll Results: Farts or Sh*t?
Farts 6 50.00%
Sh*t 2 16.67%
Ew... 4 33.33%
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 08-19-2015, 05:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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In the spirit of this somehow not being enough information, do you prefer to experience this aroma via porcelain bowl or paper vessel?
I'm assuming by paper vessel you mean toilet paper? I'm a traditionalist. I prefer to drop some serious brick -- preferably till it breaks the surface of the toilet water -- and then bask in my stench. Courtesy flushes are for the weak.
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