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View Poll Results: Should The Batlord change his username to The Buttlord?
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Old 06-17-2015, 07:26 PM   #41 (permalink)
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He'd let you bang him if the circumstances were right. That's not saying much.
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Old 06-18-2015, 12:04 AM   #42 (permalink)
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I'd hate to see you trying to actually buy drugs off da corner.
I'm white. We don't do that ****. We buy from the black guy at work. Seriously. Never bought drugs from a white guy in my life.
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Old 06-18-2015, 07:12 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Seriously? I've never bought drugs from anything but a white guy, and a couple chicks.
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Old 06-18-2015, 07:21 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Chronic I buy from white guy, scwag to mids black guy.
Mushrooms/ lsd white lady.
morphine black lady.

I don't. buy off the corner any more, s'how I got arrested. Never catch the same charge twice.
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Old 06-19-2015, 12:23 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Best weed I've ever gotten and continue to get is a white guy. It might be different in Virginia though, in California 1 out of 1 person smokes weed it seems.
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Old 06-19-2015, 01:28 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Chronic I buy from white guy, scwag to mids black guy.
Mushrooms/ lsd white lady.
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I don't. buy off the corner any more, s'how I got arrested. Never catch the same charge twice.
Yeah, I wouldn't go to a black dude for anything but weed. Which is all I ever bought.

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Best weed I've ever gotten and continue to get is a white guy. It might be different in Virginia though, in California 1 out of 1 person smokes weed it seems.
I would love to see you around a black person. I'd take pictures.
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Old 06-19-2015, 03:04 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2015, 10:12 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Best weed I've ever gotten and continue to get is a white guy. It might be different in Virginia though, in California 1 out of 1 person smokes weed it seems.
How do you get a whole white guy into your bung or bing or bong, or whatever it is you crazy kids use to smoke that magic baccy these days?
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Old 06-19-2015, 10:14 AM   #49 (permalink)
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"A white guy" is a strain you ignoramus.
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Old 06-19-2015, 10:18 AM   #50 (permalink)
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"A white guy" is a strain you ignoramus.
They call it "White Guy", cause after you smoke it, you're unable to dance.
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