The "Dear Batlord..." Thread

JGuy Grungeman · 06-29-2016, 11:50 PM

Dear Bitchlord

I imagine you as a mid 40's lard-ass comic-book collector with two sets of taped glasses on your face who is considering transgenderism and takes his anger about the fact he thinks his life in his mothers basement sucks out on other people in a sarcastic orgy lf Bathory references. And all of these are traits inherited from your mom.

Sincerely, Existence.

The Batlord · 06-29-2016, 11:53 PM

Dear Grungey,

I imagine you in a belltower with a high-powered rifle.

Sincerely,

Please don't shoot me

JGuy Grungeman · 06-30-2016, 12:52 AM

Dear Bitchlord

You're the closest thing to a man with a high-powered rifle here, no offense...

Sincerely, not Charles Whitman.

Chula Vista · 06-30-2016, 10:30 AM

Dear Batlord,

Have you ever done a U-turn at the belly button?

Sincerely,
RVZ

The Batlord · 06-30-2016, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Dear Batlord,

Have you ever done a U-turn at the belly button?

Sincerely,
RVZ

Oh... ok then.

**Frownland** · 06-30-2016, 10:54 AM

Dear Batlord,

Tell us the story of your conception,

Sincerely,
Sincerely

The Batlord · 06-30-2016, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Dear Batlord,

Tell us the story of your conception,

Sincerely,
Sincerely

Okay. One day I was walking down the street and- wait, no that can't be right...

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 06-30-2016, 12:26 PM

Dear Bat****,

Why are you not in dub right now?

Sincerely,

Frownland Is Playing His Own Music Now

The Batlord · 06-30-2016, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

Dear Bat****,

Why are you not in dub right now?

Sincerely,

.

Quote:

Frownland Is Playing His Own Music Now

Chula Vista · 06-30-2016, 12:32 PM

Answer the question.

06-29-2016, 11:50 PM	#31 (permalink)
JGuy Grungeman Primo Celebate Sexiness Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 2,662	Dear Bitchlord I imagine you as a mid 40's lard-ass comic-book collector with two sets of taped glasses on your face who is considering transgenderism and takes his anger about the fact he thinks his life in his mothers basement sucks out on other people in a sarcastic orgy lf Bathory references. And all of these are traits inherited from your mom. Sincerely, Existence. __________________ I'm a pretty nice troll if you ask me.

06-30-2016, 12:52 AM	#33 (permalink)
JGuy Grungeman Primo Celebate Sexiness Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 2,662	Dear Bitchlord You're the closest thing to a man with a high-powered rifle here, no offense... Sincerely, not Charles Whitman. __________________ I'm a pretty nice troll if you ask me.

06-30-2016, 10:30 AM	#34 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Dear Batlord, Have you ever done a U-turn at the belly button? Sincerely, RVZ __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-30-2016, 10:54 AM	#36 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Dear Batlord, Tell us the story of your conception, Sincerely, Sincerely __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-30-2016, 12:32 PM	#40 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Answer the question. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”