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JGuy Grungeman 06-29-2016 10:50 PM

Dear Bitchlord

I imagine you as a mid 40's lard-ass comic-book collector with two sets of taped glasses on your face who is considering transgenderism and takes his anger about the fact he thinks his life in his mothers basement sucks out on other people in a sarcastic orgy lf Bathory references. And all of these are traits inherited from your mom.

Sincerely, Existence.

The Batlord 06-29-2016 10:53 PM

Dear Grungey,

I imagine you in a belltower with a high-powered rifle.

Sincerely,

Please don't shoot me

JGuy Grungeman 06-29-2016 11:52 PM

Dear Bitchlord

You're the closest thing to a man with a high-powered rifle here, no offense...

Sincerely, not Charles Whitman.

Chula Vista 06-30-2016 09:30 AM

Dear Batlord,

Have you ever done a U-turn at the belly button?

Sincerely,
RVZ

The Batlord 06-30-2016 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1715431)
Dear Batlord,

Have you ever done a U-turn at the belly button?

Sincerely,
RVZ

Oh... ok then.

Frownland 06-30-2016 09:54 AM

Dear Batlord,

Tell us the story of your conception,

Sincerely,
Sincerely

The Batlord 06-30-2016 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1715436)
Dear Batlord,

Tell us the story of your conception,

Sincerely,
Sincerely

Okay. One day I was walking down the street and- wait, no that can't be right...

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-30-2016 11:26 AM

Dear Bat****,

Why are you not in dub right now?

Sincerely,

Frownland Is Playing His Own Music Now

The Batlord 06-30-2016 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1715448)
Dear Bat****,

Why are you not in dub right now?

Sincerely,

.

Quote:

Frownland Is Playing His Own Music Now

Chula Vista 06-30-2016 11:32 AM

Answer the question.



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